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Trout
Many people consider trout to be the finest of domestic fishes, but I say they are the finest of any fishes, whether they are freshwater or saltwater. What precocious child didn't incessantly beg mommy and daddy for a brand new trout in the months before Christmas? Which woman wouldn't consider herself lucky to be escorted by a strong strapping trout, all dressed up in his rainbow-colored scales? Who among you has the heart to deny the humble trout his place among the best of all animals on the planet?
Trout have never willingly caused wars, broken up marriages, or destroyed the peaceful harmony of an evening meal. Raise your hand if you have ever met a trout who you would classify as "brash", or "rude". Thats right - there is not a single one of you who can claim this. Trout are a true gift from Heaven, sent to this earth to spread their simple message of graceful fishiness. Everybody can find love for trout within their hearts, and trout return such love in excess.
So raise your stein in honor of the trout. If you encounter a trout in your everyday life, give it a little unexpected hug. Thanks to trout, the world is a little bit better.
Many people consider trout to be the finest of domestic fishes, but I say they are the finest of any fishes, whether they are freshwater or saltwater. What precocious child didn't incessantly beg mommy and daddy for a brand new trout in the months before Christmas? Which woman wouldn't consider herself lucky to be escorted by a strong strapping trout, all dressed up in his rainbow-colored scales? Who among you has the heart to deny the humble trout his place among the best of all animals on the planet?
Trout have never willingly caused wars, broken up marriages, or destroyed the peaceful harmony of an evening meal. Raise your hand if you have ever met a trout who you would classify as "brash", or "rude". Thats right - there is not a single one of you who can claim this. Trout are a true gift from Heaven, sent to this earth to spread their simple message of graceful fishiness. Everybody can find love for trout within their hearts, and trout return such love in excess.
So raise your stein in honor of the trout. If you encounter a trout in your everyday life, give it a little unexpected hug. Thanks to trout, the world is a little bit better.
Out of a hookah, no less.
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