Please join me in my celebration of trout

NuclearNed

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Trout

Many people consider trout to be the finest of domestic fishes, but I say they are the finest of any fishes, whether they are freshwater or saltwater. What precocious child didn't incessantly beg mommy and daddy for a brand new trout in the months before Christmas? Which woman wouldn't consider herself lucky to be escorted by a strong strapping trout, all dressed up in his rainbow-colored scales? Who among you has the heart to deny the humble trout his place among the best of all animals on the planet?

Trout have never willingly caused wars, broken up marriages, or destroyed the peaceful harmony of an evening meal. Raise your hand if you have ever met a trout who you would classify as "brash", or "rude". Thats right - there is not a single one of you who can claim this. Trout are a true gift from Heaven, sent to this earth to spread their simple message of graceful fishiness. Everybody can find love for trout within their hearts, and trout return such love in excess.

So raise your stein in honor of the trout. If you encounter a trout in your everyday life, give it a little unexpected hug. Thanks to trout, the world is a little bit better.
 

nakedfrog

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Fool, your puny trout tremble before the mighty greatness of Tuna! So great that it has been branded the Chicken of the Sea!
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Fool, your puny trout tremble before the mighty greatness of Tuna! So great that it has been branded the Chicken of the Sea!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

<sniff, wipes tear from eye>

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

<catches breath>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really crack myself up sometimes.
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: lokiju
Salt water fish>fresh water fish

BLASPHEMY!!!

Don't listen to him, my hordes of trout. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

<soothes trout>
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
/Smacks MisterJackon with a Trout.



<___Catches delicious trout in his cat mouth and enjoys a refreshing snack.....yummmmmm

<jaw drops>

How... How... HOW COULD YOU????
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Fool, your puny trout tremble before the mighty greatness of Tuna! So great that it has been branded the Chicken of the Sea!

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

<sniff, wipes tear from eye>

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

<catches breath>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really crack myself up sometimes.

You can call-a-mari, but you can't tune-a-fish....
 

lokiju

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: lokiju
Salt water fish>fresh water fish

BLASPHEMY!!!

Don't listen to him, my hordes of trout. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

<soothes trout>

That's not my trout you're soothing!! :shocked:
 

MichaelD

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Wow...the dope smoking is strong in this thread. :confused: Out of a hookah, no less.

Hookah = giant bong with a hose, NOT some fancy, cigarette-smoking thingee (damnit!)
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Wow...the dope smoking is strong in this thread. :confused: Out of a hookah, no less.

Hookah = giant bong with a hose, NOT some fancy, cigarette-smoking thingee (damnit!)

Your post needs 100% more trout.
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I have a message on AIM: "Out like a trout"

That is perhaps the most trout-friendly AIM message ever. Kudos and high-fives all around.
 

NuclearNed

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Originally posted by: goku
hmmm

Please don't waste my time and ATOT's bandwidth if you have nothing pleasant to post about trout.

Your friend in trout,
NuclearNed
 

NatePo717

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Originally posted by: lokiju
Salt water fish>>>fresh water fish

Fixed for accuracy.

Tuna is the greatest fish to ever grace the dinner table.

(not the stuff from the can!)

Tuna VS. Trout

Victor: Tuna!
 

BlancoNino

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Brook Trout = best tasting fish.

/thread

Your trout-hating post is not much appreciated in this thread, trout-hater.

How is that trout-hating? I just said that Brook Trout is the best tasting fish ever...that means I LOVE trout....

:confused: