Please Help =( **Parody Thread**

[melly]

My pet has some kind of sickness, I lost an e-bay auction, and the weather is really terrible outside so I can't make it to the gym. I don't know what kind of mod to do to my already-riced-out-beyond-belief Honda. Speaking of mod, the mods locked my thread and I don't know why. My digicam just broke so I am unable to take pics of useless objects. I suspect my hubby might even want a divorce soon. Maybe it's because I wear socks to bed, or that I subtly mentioned that maybe his fat ass shouldn't wear such tight boxers. Hmm, for Valentine's Day I think I'll buy him some tighty whities. Sometimes I'm afraid that he'll attack me so I programmed 911 into my cell phone speed dial just in case the number is busy. Does anyone have any advice?

 

[Fausto]

My advice.

STOP POSTING.