Please help me! I must understand why I hate hate hate Mary Carillo

[StageLeft]

Oh as God is my witness this woman just does not sit well with me at ALL.

I've seen her on TV a few times and she makes me lament my ability to breath. She has never done anything to me or praised something I don't like. It's a subconscious abhorrence I have about it. I think it may possibly be her gaping freaking maw, her mouth could swallow a bus and not even hit teeth. Or maybe it's the fact she has this damnable grin/smile about everything like she's just so damn happy with whatever the hell she's reporting on. Or she has a Y chromosome (she must). I think that is a lot of it, she is absurdly man-like.

I'm sorry, Mary, you can't help it, but I truly cannot stand you in any way, shape, or form. It's not you, it's me.

 

[lokiju]

Name and face don't ring a bell.

 

[FoBoT]

?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carillo

Controversial style

She is known for her deep voice, quick wit and pointed sense of humor.
Like McEnroe, Carillo is known for her colorful turns of speech. She is credited with coining the phrase Big Babe Tennis to describe the era in women's tennis dominated by large, powerful players such as Lindsay Davenport, Serena Williams and Venus Williams. [1] Carillo's unabashed and ad hominem style of tennis commentary has drawn criticism from several top players, notably Andre Agassi, Serena and Venus Williams, and Maria Sharapova.[6]

 

[PricklyPete]

Your hatred amuses me.

 

[Loop2kil]

I'm the same way with Danny Devito, Judge Judy And Dexter's Sister...no real reason, it's just there.

 

[alkemyst]

your hatred amuses me.

qft

 

[Platypus]

that pic of her makes her look like a smarmy wise and beautiful woman.

I feel the same way about Alton Brown.

 

[mchammer187]

I'm the same way with Danny Devito, Judge Judy And Dexter's Sister...no real reason, it's just there.

Do you watch It's Always Sunny?

I used to think Danny Devito was kinda meh but he is so good in that than you can't help but like him.

 

[joesmoke]

so you hate a man-ish woman with all reasons being fixated on the mouth? Im not sayin, im just sayin...

 

[Skitzer]

I'd hit it!

 

[Nik]

that pic of her makes her look like a smarmy wise and beautiful woman.

I feel the same way about Alton Brown.

You feel that Alton Brown is a smarmy wise and beautiful woman? :awe:

 

[AFurryReptile]

I'm the same way with Danny Devito, Judge Judy And Dexter's Sister...no real reason, it's just there.

You're supposed to not like Dexter's Sister by design...


I can't stand that Barrack Obama guy.

 

[Platypus]

You feel that Alton Brown is a smarmy wise and beautiful woman? :awe:

Yep.

 

[CraigRT]

Name and face don't ring a bell.

Same

 

[StageLeft]

I'd hit it!

Photoshop FTL. Believe me you saw her talk in real life that would be the last damn thing on your mind.

I am strongly suspecting now it's the same reason I don't like Rachel Maddow. I think I just don't like manly short hair lezzers. I try not to dislike them but I do. And Ellen Degeneres for that matter.

Yep, they all have the same thing in common.