Please HELP! I think I have a stats disorder....

[DragonFire]

I was looking at Jator's stats the last few days and was seeing that I pulled ahead of someone.. I was thinking "he'll never catch me now" then today I look and the guy does a 10,000+ dump and goes way over me......Thanks Viztech...

Then I'm doing the same thing on Mika's, I even got excited when I say that my overall rate went up to 700kkeys/sec.....

Do I need help?

 

[Engineer]

I think Moooooooooo....err.....you need help....

You need to see a statchiarist..I mean psychologist..

 

[TwoFace]

You most definitly do! But so do all most of us in this forum I even posted a congrats to myself here go figure where the h*"# I got that from but hey stats drives this baby ever on doesn't it?!?

Happy cracking

 

[ViRGE]

Oh dear, this is bad indeed. Luckily, we do have a solution. First, find a floppy disk, and put the Dnet client on it. Then, find a computer, and put the data from the disk onto it. Repeat until death.

 

[DragonFire]

I feel so much better all ready. I have the client of the floppy, frist step! I'll take it to work tomorrow and see if I can't install it on the 250+ Pentium 233's and the 500+ P3-450's and at least 150+ 486's......

Thanks Virge....What would we do without you?

After I do that and when I'm near death I'll seek a statchiarist.....

 

[Engineer]

<< 250+ Pentium 233's and the 500+ P3-450's and at least 150+ 486's >>

...

Could you please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse assign my e-mail to some of those lovely creatures.....pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

 

[Russ]

DragonFire,

That sounds like an awful lot of work. Why don't I just send you the pre-configured zip of my Windows install floppy? It even has a setup batch file; just click and you're done.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Engineer]

Hey,

I have been NICE to you DragonFire...How about forgetting that disk from Russ and joining The Federation........

We would welcome you with open arms....And the Stats would look very nice also.....!!!

Come on, what do you say?

 

[Dantoo]

No wonder the cube grows and grows!! A friendly helping hand is offered and ........... the Borg's email addy is on another 900+ machines

Russ send me the file first and I'll pass it straight on to DragonFire

 

[Russ]

Not that I don't trust you, Dantoo, but I have a hunch the ini file would not arrive in it's original condition.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Marty]

The only solution is to take &quot;the self&quot; out of cracking; you need to join a mini-team (support group) like The Federation (ta-cannibalcows@ragingbull.com).

Marty

 

[Engineer]

I second that.....

 

[Viztech]

Ooohh, sorry about that!
I hate triggering any kind of trouble....but Wednesday is 'dump day' for me.
Uhhh, you may have a little better luck catching up to me now that I have over half the herd working OGR for ThunderStorm.
Just watch out for those dumps. :Q

viz

 

[MadMerc]

Russ, you expect any borg missive to arrive in its origional condition after its been through the Federations computers?

its not a question of trust, its a question of survival of the species - the borg will not prevail

 

[DragonFire]

Engineer, What must I do in order to join?

 

[Engineer]

Dragonfire,

To join, you must retire your address to the new one:

ta-cannibalcows@ragingbull.com

On D.net, this is permanent, so if you join on D.net and want to later unjoin, you'll have to create a new e-mail and change all your clients and would leave your blocks with the above e-mail when you leave.

You may write Mika and request a retire at: mika.anderson@bigfoot.com and give your old e-mail and the above email to retire to. Mika's will allow you to return at any point by dropping him an e-mail and requesting that you return to your normal e-mail address

 

[dvch]

Blatant recruitment!! What has this galaxy come to?

Russ-it looks like those cannibals could be a problem for the Borg.

Well maybe I should start looking for some alliance....or just assimulate more.

 

[Engineer]

dvch,

You guys could join us.....