Please don't sing "good morning." Just say it. Damn annoying people.

MichaelD

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Let's get something straight, OK.

It's:

Good morning, Mike.


NOT

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:music::heart:Good morn----iiiiiiiiiiing, Mike!:music:
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I hate it when people sing "good morning." :disgust:

I consider myself somewhat of a morning person. I.E. I am fully functional at 0600. I have a clear head, can drive w/o killing anyone, etc.

I am also mannerly and pleasant. I.E. "'Mornin' Bob. How was the weekend?" But don't sing, dammit.
 

gigapet

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whoa.......sounds like somebody has a case of the :music::music::music::music::music:MONDAYS:music::music::music::music::music::music:
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: gigapet
whoa.......sounds like somebody has a case of the :music::music::music::music::music:MONDAYS:music::music::music::music::music::music:

:D I had a kitchen sink omlet this morning and it didn't sit too well...people singing at me aren't helping my situation any. *clutches gut* Ugh....don't feel good.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: gigapet
what the hell is a kitchen sink omlette it sounds gross

Have you never heard of the expression "Everything but/and the kitchen sink?"

Translation: I had an omlet w/everything in it.
 

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I know how you feel MichaelD; I started my work week this morning with our Jesus-freak receptionist telling me I need to find Jesus. I'm not going to find anything at 8 AM!!
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: gigapet
what the hell is a kitchen sink omlette it sounds gross

Have you never heard of the expression "Everything but/and the kitchen sink?"

Translation: I had an omlet w/everything in it.

hopefully you ignored the voices and left out your penis.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Flatline
I know how you feel MichaelD; I started my work week this morning with our Jesus-freak receptionist telling me I need to find Jesus. I'm not going to find anything at 8 AM!!

You should've asked her "Why, is he lost?" :D Jesus freaks annoy me. My boss is one. But we had a little talk after about my first two weeks working for him.

I told him I respect his choice of religion, but to stop trying to save me, b/c I dont' want to hear it. No probs since then.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Flatline
"extra fancy thong"?
Is that the one with bells AND lace (my favorite)? ;-)
Don't forget the sequins. :D

/stuffs crisp $1 bill in Fausto's thong

Hey baby, bring me a beer. :D