Please don't ever buy Lone Star beer

rayray2

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They were out of my usual so i decided to try a 6 pack of Lone Star beer born and brewed right here in the great state of texas. It's terrible! Worst decision I've ever made in my life and i'm 39 and have made a lot of bad ones.
 

JM Aggie08

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You shut your whore mouth. Compared to keystone, natty, and all that other cheap piss beer, lone star is fucking champagne.
 

xSauronx

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They were out of my usual so i decided to try a 6 pack of Lone Star beer born and brewed right here in the great state of texas. It's terrible! Worst decision I've ever made in my life and i'm 39 and have made a lot of bad ones.

ill try to remember this

while its a long shot that it would make its way out there, never try anything by "cottonwood" from north carolina. mud would taste better.
 

rayray2

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You shut your whore mouth. Compared to keystone, natty, and all that other cheap piss beer, lone star is fucking champagne.

I hope you're joking. I would take a keystone, natty, or any other cheap piss beer over a lone star.
 

mizzou

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I remember going into a bar and yelling at the top of my lungs, "I'LL HAVE WHAT YALL ARE DRINKING, WHY DON CHA' GET ME A ROUND OF THAT LONE STAR!"

then I propped my arm on the bar table and everyone else around me was drinking anheuser busch products
 

Ronstang

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I used to drink Lone Star all the time 30 years ago. I bought it by the case of longnecks. It is definitely a beer you need to drink REALLY cold, thus why I bought cases....I drank them fast. They were cheap though and I was 18. IIRC you could get a 6 pack for around $2 back then.
 

GagHalfrunt

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I don't think there's a decent beer brewed south of the Mason-Dixon line. And if there is, it damn sure isn't Lone Star.
 

Iron Woode

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I would also put Coor's light in that same category.

what horrible tasting faux beer. I still remember that it tasted like a cross between piss and the vomit of a drunken hobo.
 

Ronstang

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I would also put Coor's light in that same category.

what horrible tasting faux beer. I still remember that it tasted like a cross between piss and the vomit of a drunken hobo.

So a drunken hobo threw up all over your face while giving you a golden shower? How interesting.
 

Iron Woode

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oh, and I forgot about Milwaukee's Best. Should be called Milwaukee's Worst.
 

CPA

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I don't think there's a decent beer brewed south of the Mason-Dixon line. And if there is, it damn sure isn't Lone Star.

Shiner is decent, but I don't drink often so I'm probably not the best judge.
 

GagHalfrunt

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I guess you have never had Shiner then. Both Bock and Blonde are good.

I've had Shiner Bock, it's piss. Uber-sweet bock for dummies, it is to bock what Corona is to lager. If you like it then you have obviously never tasted a real bock.
 

foghorn67

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Shiner sucks. I love Texas, but this beer is terrible. And I am very forgiving when it comes to beer.
To save me from Texas hate, you have decent one...forgot the name though. Firebrick or something.
 

JulesMaximus

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I'd buy Mexican beer before lone star beer...in fact, I have bought Mexican beer, many times, but I've never bought lone star beer.