Please, do not put your baby in a storage container

[NFS4]

I don't know why the hell this made me laugh, but I was going through the Christmas stuff I got today from target (75% off) when I just so happened to look at the underside of the lid for the storage container that I also bought today.

Maybe I just found it funny because of the absurdity, but anyway:

"Please, no babies"
Container in question

/blog.anandtech.com

 

[ric1287]

...where else are you supposed to store them when not in use?

 

[Queasy]

My favorite is the "Don't fold stroller with baby in it" warning sign.

The sad part is, there are enough people out there that do this ridiculously stupid stuff that the companies had to come up with warning labels.

 

[Quiksilver]

Originally posted by: ric1287
...where else are you supposed to store them when not in use?

Microwave.

 

[Scouzer]

i havent seen you in awhile nfs4

 

[CRXican]

it's cool as long as you don't put the lid on but it's less reliable that way

 

[Colt45]

These stupid warnings are trying to thwart darwin.

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: CRXican
it's cool as long as you don't put the lid on but it's less reliable that way

Yep, its also a lot more prone to spills.

 

[Patt]

Damn ... I have a perfect picture for this scenario of my two year old in a box, but no access to the picture

 

[olds]

Crap. You saying I should go pick up the kid I locked up in "U Store It"?

 

[KeithTalent]

I use my baby holster. Dual wield FTMFW!

KT

 

[bwatson283]

That is where i put my niece when I have to send her to timeout. I guess i need to read the labels more

 

[shiner]

Always make sure it is a baby and not a burrito

 

[iamwiz82]

Reminds me of the warning under the seats of Vespas

 

[nutxo]

So I poked all those air holes now I cant use it?

Reminds me of an old saying.

Put your kids in a box and poke holes for air and food, when they turn 16 seal up the holes...

 

[Jeff7]

How is babby stored?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
How is babby stored?

LOL

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL saw this on a container we have here as well.

But sad part is they have to do this to avoid lawsuits since some dumbass will put their baby in there, let it die, then sue the company. Same with all the other silly warning labels like not using a blow dryer in the shower.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
LOL saw this on a container we have here as well.

But sad part is they have to do this to avoid lawsuits since some dumbass will put their baby in there, let it die, then sue the company.

What if I put my dog in there?

 

[Cogman]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
How is babby stored?

You need way to instane mothers, who kill their babbys who cannot fright back!

 

[LS8]

I use the same containers for my Christmas shtuff.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
How is babby stored?

but cannot frigth back?

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
LOL saw this on a container we have here as well.

But sad part is they have to do this to avoid lawsuits since some dumbass will put their baby in there, let it die, then sue the company. Same with all the other silly warning labels like not using a blow dryer in the shower.

that's not a warning, it's a challenge. :shocked:

 

[JTsyo]

Think you have to use the pet containers. Saw it on an eps of Scrubs.