"Please do not masturbate in the shower"

MAME

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if you masturbate in the toilet, no one would slip....so why are they against it?
 

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
HAHA - "plethora of spunk" :p

How do they know it's not conditioner for your hair? Did someone do a taste test to prove this out???



Oh, spunk in a common shower is GROSS - if that's what it actually was.
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Orsorum

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Funny thing was, I knew exactly what the situation was when I saw the thread title.

Too many bad memories.
 

yukichigai

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We mostly had a problem with people having sex in the shower.

We called it "The four-legged shower monster".
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
I used to wear flip flops to the dorm showers.
I never did and am thinking I really should have. :|
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: yukichigai
We mostly had a problem with people having sex in the shower.

We called it "The four-legged shower monster".

Someone sh!t in the dorm shower once. Another time someone launched a massive barrage of anal leakage all over one of the stalls. We're not talking just a little splashage on the seat, we're talking on the wall, dripping down the sides. It sat unused (and uncleaned!) for nearly a week before the janitor could muster the courage and the time to clean it.
 

yukichigai

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I never wore flip flops, but that's because I usually went in right after the Janitor had made rounds. One of the advantages of waking up at 2am to get ready for class :p
 

dighn

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: yukichigai
We mostly had a problem with people having sex in the shower.

We called it "The four-legged shower monster".

Someone sh!t in the dorm shower once. Another time someone launched a massive barrage of anal leakage all over one of the stalls. We're not talking just a little splashage on the seat, we're talking on the wall, dripping down the sides. It sat unused (and uncleaned!) for nearly a week before the janitor could muster the courage and the time to clean it.

:Q :Q :Q
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: yukichigai
We mostly had a problem with people having sex in the shower.

We called it "The four-legged shower monster".

Someone sh!t in the dorm shower once. Another time someone launched a massive barrage of anal leakage all over one of the stalls. We're not talking just a little splashage on the seat, we're talking on the wall, dripping down the sides. It sat unused (and uncleaned!) for nearly a week before the janitor could muster the courage and the time to clean it.

:Q :Q :Q
We had that kinda stuff happen also... my roommate wrote up a note and posted it on the mirror apologizing to the janitors... we knew it was only a couple of people fvcking it up for everyone else and we were sick of it.

 

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Regarding the picture in the original post, is it an official notice or joke by a student?

I doubt if it was an official notice by the school itself. However, it could have easily been created and posted by the top dog on that floor of the dorm.