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Please allow me to introduce myself

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Oct 21, 1999
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dennilfloss.blogspot.com
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name?
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
Tell me baby, whats my name?
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's me name?
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

*dennil dances on a pin.*:cool:
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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I get these same urges when I'm drinking. The difference b/t you and I is that I don't make up stories about slaugherting some chick that I'm dating, and it doesn't get posted all over the internet.

But still, great song.
 

vi edit

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Oct 28, 1999
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Given the newfound freedom, pardons, and general throwbacks we've had recently...I'm almost temped to bring back an old Dennil tradition....

I Remember When
- The Disco Biscuits
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Given the newfound freedom, pardons, and general throwbacks we've had recently...I'm almost temped to bring back an old Dennil tradition....

I Remember When
- The Disco Biscuits
Oh, God. Now that is old.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: bignateyk
RS's sings it... im not sure if they are the original though.. I always just assumed they were
according to Wikipedia, RS did do it originally.

 
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Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Everybody got to go
Did you hear about the midnight rambler
The one that shut the kitchen door
He dont give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He dont go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cockrel crows

Talkin about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall
Sighin down the wind so sadly
Listen and youll hear him moan
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Everybody got to go

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Well, honey, its no rock n roll show
Well, Im talkin about the midnight gambler
Yeah, everybody got to go

Well did ya hear about the midnight gambler?
Well honey its no rock-in roll show
Well Im talking about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before

Oh dont do that, oh dont do that, oh dont do that
Dont you do that, dont you do that (repeat)
Oh dont do that, oh dont do that

Well you heard about the boston...
Its not one of those
Well, talkin bout the midnight...sh...
The one that closed the bedroom door
Im called the hit-and-run raper in anger
The knife-sharpened tippie-toe...
Or just the shoot em dead, brainbell jangler
You know, the one you never seen before

So if you ever meet the midnight rambler
Coming down your marble hall
Well hes pouncing like proud black panther
Well, you can say i, I told you so
Well, dont you listen for the midnight rambler
Play it easy, as you go
Im gonna smash down all your plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through your steel-plated door

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Hell leave his footprints up and down your hall
And did you hear about the midnight gambler
And did you see me make my midnight call

And if you ever catch the midnight rambler
Ill steal your mistress from under your nose
Ill go easy with your cold fanged anger
Ill stick my knife right down your throat, baby
And it hurts!
 

thepd7

Diamond Member
Jan 2, 2005
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
I get these same urges when I'm drinking. The difference b/t you and I is that I don't make up stories about slaugherting some chick that I'm dating, and it doesn't get posted all over the internet.

But still, great song.
lol BURNED!!!
 

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
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/me looks around the Mod control panel for the "ban another 5 years" button ;)
 

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