Please allow me to introduce myself

[NJDevil]

Originally posted by: daveshel

Originally posted by: NJDevil
Am I the only one who thinks the author is being extremely sarcastic?

It is too well written and hilarious not to be.

Only problem is there really are people like this. They probably lack the capacity to express themselves clearly, especially online, but they do exist.

I have no doubt that people like this exist. I do doubt that they can express themselves this clearly. Hence, my belief is that this guy is doing this just for kicks.

I especially enjoyed Zendari's bravo. Conservatives should be ashamed of this guy.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Tommunist
should this have FWD: FWD: FWD FWD: FWD: FWD in front of the subject line?

Exactly.

:thumbsdown:

 

[cwjerome]

To me it sounds like a Liberal troll post... or a rather foolish rightwing FWD.

In any case, such a personal rant with no follow up deserves a for futility.

 

[Darkhawk28]

I think the OP has small penis issues.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: Darkhawk28
I think the OP has small penis issues.

Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!

 

[Darkhawk28]

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: Darkhawk28
I think the OP has small penis issues.

Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!

He's probably mad cause he's got a Swisher Sweet. :laugh:

 

[alchemize]

Here's my response to this very serious post that you all are mocking


I am a gun-totting lifetime NRA member.
Gun toting, but not a member of the NRA

I am a single white male.
Married white male

I am a Christian.
None of your business.

I am your stereotypical right-wing conservative. I am actually quite shy and quiet. But, I listen to Rush Limbaugh and read Ann Coulter articles.
Don't listen to Rush, except sometimes to laugh. Same goes for Ann. Am relatively shy and quiet.

I smoke cigars and get an unusual sense of relief watching Fox News.
Do smoke cigars on occassion. Never felt any sense of relief watching Fox News, except during commerical breaks.

I have never smoked pot.
Plead the 5th.

I am pro-life and I will never vote for a candidate who isn't.
Think it is morally wrong, but don't base my votes on that.

I love and strongly believe in America, traditional values, the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers; and I consider that love to be reasonable, not blind or narrow-minded.
Agreed.

I am disgusted with Hollywood for their political influence,
Generally. But I love their movies.

and I loathe those in my 20-something generation that have bought into the liberal bias of UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS and the media.
Been happening since the first university and first media outlet started.

I love the military, not just because they're doing what they think is right, but because they are Americans fighting in a long historic battle to maintain American freedom.Generally concur, although you'd be hard pressed to argue that we're fighting for our own freedom, but we haven't done that really since the civil war.

I think every U.S. citizen should own a gun and know how to use it.
If they like.

Every child should learn to work with their hands and learn what humans are capable of.
Good idea.

I believe every parent should teach their child how to use a weapon when needed, how to stay married, how to stick up for what's right, and how to apologize and take responsibility.
No reason to teach them how to use the weapon unless they want to learn. Agree with the rest.

I think the movements against "intolerance" and "hate" are the bullsh!t leftovers of hippie propaganda.
Some truth to this.

I think we need a little more intolerance and a lot more hate
Not really. what we need to temper is "political incorrectness"

and we need a hell of a lot more common sense that both of those combined.
Common sense aint' so common.

I think the confederate flag still deserves honor and respect because it stood for more than just slavery.
Go ahead and give it respect then. Don't expect others to.

I think a country ruled by its citizens should have nuclear weapons, while dictatorships should not.
I'd just assume as few countries as possible have them.

I think those who want to protect "Mother Nature" will have a hard time defending it from PEOPLE LIKE ME and from human influence, change, and evolution. I shoot deer and donate more money to animal and habitat protection agencies than every liberal I know.
I don't know how much liberals donate.

I trust corporate America more than PETA, the NAACP, and the ACLU combined.I trust them about equally.

I believe in gender roles: men are supposed to do certain tasks, women are supposed to do others. According to nature, yes. No reason why free will can't override that.

I think men are oppressed in this country. I don't

I think feminism started because women have a harder time acting as counterparts than men do. I believe women have a harder time submitting to men than men have in submitting to women. Feminists not only ignore this fact, they snub at it so as to ignore further maturity and responsibility as respectable female citizens.
I think feminism started because women were getting pissed at being slapped around and treated as second class citizens. I think they've take it too far, at their own detriment and at the detriment of the american family.

I hope I frustrate every loud-mouthed liberal.
Why? They are already frustrated. See this forum...

I will probably never be seen on television. Never be seen in a picket-line. Never teach on a college campus. I'll probably never even convert a liberal. Nobody will probably ever think exactly like I do.
Probably the same for me.

But, come November 2008, I WILL VOTE. And if I have it my way, Iraq will be the next Germany, the Middle East the next Europe, and we'll be competing with both with oil from Alaska.
Sure, why not. But get rid of the oil part We need to replace fossill fuels.