Playstation 4 - top secret alien technology

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Scientist113

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I helped design it. I studied the alien technology, being a scientist working in top secret missions. Seriously though - very advanced. 20 years ahead of all other hardware.

What does this mean for you? Well - it has Windows-like OS support. So the person will be able to surf the web with inconceivably fast speeds. Multiple 1080p streams loaded from the web browser with little slowdown.

Also - the games will look very realistic, and also be very varied. With developers from all over the world working on it:

Poland - 2 titles, a futuristic, Bladerunner-like game and a roaming, open-world RPG, set in old times

Finland - Thief 4. A game about stealing.

Germany - Crysis 3/4

France - unknown title

England - several, from several developers, including Crytek UK, and Sony development studios in the UK

Japan - many from Sony Computer Entertainment Japan and others

United States
- too many to list

Canada - Ubisoft Montreal


Many games will have extremely realistic reality simulation and physics simulation effects. For instance, ocean-simulation, with waves, and air simulation - wind, clouds. The possibilities I see:

1. A fully explorable city. Previous generation hardware can't do that. Meaning a 10 square mile city, complete with rendered interiors for the houses, and 100,000 inhabitants.
2. True 1080p resolution games, 1920 x 1080, with anti-aliasing turned on.
3. Dual-screen true 1080p rendering.
4. Load the next level while the current level is running.
5. Full operating system support.
6. Full sea simulation. Dozens of square miles of sea, complete with waves and weather effects.
 

DAGTA

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7. It cleans your house while you are at work
8. A hot dinner will be ready for you at the end of each work day
9. It runs on 1 Watt of power.
 

gorcorps

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Yeah... promises like this get made all the time. Always overblown bullshit
 

AMCRambler

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I helped design it. I studied the alien technology, being a scientist working in top secret missions. Seriously though - very advanced. 20 years ahead of all other hardware.

What does this mean for you? Well - it has Windows-like OS support. So the person will be able to surf the web with inconceivably fast speeds. Multiple 1080p streams loaded from the web browser with little slowdown.

Also - the games will look very realistic, and also be very varied. With developers from all over the world working on it:

Poland - 2 titles, a futuristic, Bladerunner-like game and a roaming, open-world RPG, set in old times

Finland - Thief 4. A game about stealing.

Germany - Crysis 3/4

France - unknown title

England - several, from several developers, including Crytek UK, and Sony development studios in the UK

Japan - many from Sony Computer Entertainment Japan and others

United States
- too many to list

Canada - Ubisoft Montreal


Many games will have extremely realistic reality simulation and physics simulation effects. For instance, ocean-simulation, with waves, and air simulation - wind, clouds. The possibilities I see:

1. A fully explorable city. Previous generation hardware can't do that. Meaning a 10 square mile city, complete with rendered interiors for the houses, and 100,000 inhabitants.
2. True 1080p resolution games, 1920 x 1080, with anti-aliasing turned on.
3. Dual-screen true 1080p rendering.
4. Load the next level while the current level is running.
5. Full operating system support.
6. Full sea simulation. Dozens of square miles of sea, complete with waves and weather effects.

Blah blah blah. But does it have pr0n?
 

Eureka

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If you actually worked on it and studied it, I think you just broke NDA by posting it. Good job, have fun and prepare the lube.

Either way, nothing there is groundbreaking. A modern PC can load multiple 1080p streams, render dual-screens, and pre-load levels.

Your Poland thing sounds like another Witcher iteration.
 

zanejohnson

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nothing groundbreaking at that...

does this means the aliens fucked up and let us take over :)
 

Scientist113

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1080 gaming is passé. 2560x1440 gaming is the way to go. :hmm:

HA. You can tell this is the year 2013 - when 1080p gaming is no longer cool, but 2560x1440 is. I.e. everyone's into technology - highly unusual. That was the joke. Soon - "1080p is passé, 2160p is the new in."
 
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HA. You can tell this is the year 2013 - when 1080p gaming is no longer cool, but 2560x1440 is. I.e. everyone's into technology - highly unusual. That was the joke. Soon - "1080p is passé, 2160p is the new in."

I don't think you quite understand what a joke is.
 

Soundmanred

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This masheen may finaly setlle the live long debait reguardeng lyens and tigres, with tygres as the cleer and flawles winer!
 

Scientist113

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Okay out of the 15 replies, I count 5 negatives, and no positives. I'm guessing Americans aren't crazy for Playstation 4. That'll change once it is actually unveiled on February 20 - 2 weeks from today.
 

Silver Prime

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This masheen may finaly setlle the live long debait reguardeng lyens and tigres, with tygres as the cleer and flawles winer!

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styrafoam

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I remember when there was some sort of concern about the PS2 being exported to Iraq. It was supposedly very powerful and could be used for bad stuff. Evidently they didn't get the PS2 slim models, and Saddam got hung because of it. Now fast forward to the year 2000 and the PS4 is built by E.T. We guess what? Martians pretty much only like free cell and mine sweeper, so this video game tech from venus will pretty much just drag the whole console market down. Back down to before the
 

Acanthus

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An 8 core Jaguar and the equivalent of a 7970m... It's so far ahead that it'll be a year behind at launch, if time is cyclical.
 
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