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Playboy seeks Home Depot women

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http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/13/news/fortune500/playboy_hd/index.htm?cnn=yes

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Playboy is trying to find out if the young woman who helps you find a bolt at Home Depot has something else she wants to show you.

Playboy.com says it is seeking female employees of the largest home improvement chain to "shuck their orange smocks and show their hardware."

The adult men's publication has previously run pictorials of the women of collapsed energy trader Enron, the world's largest coffee chain Starbucks and the world's largest retailer Wal-Mart.

In 2003, Wal-Mart banned several men's titles, including FHM, Stuff and Maxim after receiving complaints about their content.

For those Home Depot (HD: Research, Estimates) employees interested in applying for the pictorial, Playboy.com said they can send a headshot and a full-body shot, bikini-clad or nude, a copy of a government-issued ID proving they are 18 or older, and a recent pay stub proving they are employed by Home Depot.

When contacted, Home Depot released a statement saying "the company is aware of this invitation, but does not endorse it, support it, nor are we affiliated with it in any way."
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Originally posted by: Strangone
What's next? The women of Microsoft?

I guess it's safe to say that they'll have at least one shot with a tool belt. 😉
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But where will they be sticking that hammer handle? :Q
 
Originally posted by: NogginBoink
I don't know how they do it, but Home Depot always seems to have hot chicks working the registers.
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Not at my local HD....I would NOT want to see any of them nekkid. :Q
 
Originally posted by: Strangone
What's next? The women of Microsoft?

I guess it's safe to say that they'll have at least one shot with a tool belt. 😉
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Trust me, they have some pretty hot women at Microsoft.
 
I am not sure what Home Depots you guys work at, but I am not sure I'd want to see a whole lot of HD employees naked...

Name: Ashley
Age 28
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 168 lbs
Measurements: 42" 56" 44"

Hobbies: restocking paint thinner
 
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: Strangone
What's next? The women of Microsoft?

I guess it's safe to say that they'll have at least one shot with a tool belt. 😉
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But where will they be sticking that hammer handle? :Q
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Well if it was penthouse then we'd know the answer to that one!!:shocked:😱
 
Originally posted by: BladeWalker
Originally posted by: Strangone
What's next? The women of Microsoft?

I guess it's safe to say that they'll have at least one shot with a tool belt. 😉
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Trust me, they have some pretty hot women at Microsoft.
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Oh, I know. I wasn't saying that as a bad thing necessarily (although I was trying to think of a company that would stereotypically have unattractive women and the closest thing I could think of was the DMV 😉 ). I'd be all for an MS issue. Boeing, on the other hand...
 
To bad they aren't seeking out Menard's employees. One of the hottest women I know has worked at one for several years. I don't know that she would submit photos but I am certain she would make the cut if she did. I'll have to call her and tell her about this just so I can stir things up between us. 😉

😀
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Strangone
Originally posted by: Sid59
women of Breast Cancer Survivors
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And I guess that is the winnar. 😱
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Yeah, that's f*cking hilarious. Or not.
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Sorry, maybe I phrased my reply incorrectly. I wasn't trying to be funny, just acknowledge that it surpassed what I was considering, heh (and not in a good way).
 
A friend of mine works at one in S. Florida and one of the employees is the District Manager's wife. From the way he described her sounds like she is worthy of a spread. 😀 I've been surprised at some of the women that work in our local Home Depots. They aren't too bad but not really regular Playboy material but definitely worthy of an amateur pictorial!
 
There are some pretty good lookin women at HD. I'm surprised that Playboy hasn't done this kind of promotion more often. They do it every year for a college football conference.

techfuzz
 
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