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Plans for World Domination

C

Crono

Lifer
Anyone have a plan to rule the world? If so, let me know, so I can ally with you. Would benefit both of us... until I betray you, and stab you in the back, but hey, that's later on 😀
 
I merely desire to quietly profit immensely from the accelerating moral and social decay preying upon our once great civilization.

World domination is for suckers.
 
Originally posted by: K1052
I merely desire to quietly profit immensely from the accelerating moral and social decay preying upon our once great civilization.

World domination is for suckers.
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You want money, power, and women.

I want money, power, and sexy sex slaves.

Not that much different.
 
I would have lots of my skin tissue cultured, and everyday I would have some of my skin removed, and replaced with new skin from my culture. The removed skin would be composted and returned to the earth in various places all over the world. As more and more of my physical body returned to the planet, the world would be imbued with more and more of my life force. My own essence would mingle with the essences of all things. The world would take on aspects of myself, containing a great amount of my essence, and it would be eternally bound to me. Eventually I would wield the force of an entire planet. I would cease to exist as a man, but I would be reborn as a god, able to bend vast areas of the cosmos to my will.

The universe seeks balance in all things. I would use my god-powers to perform an act of either great good, or great evil. It doesn't matter which I choose, because good and evil are constructs of man, and I would be a god. The universe would counteract with an act opposite my own. If the initial act was strong enough, the universe would be irrevocably polarized into light and dark. Using my god-powers I would split the cosmos down the middle of this division, creating two universes where once there was only one. I'm not greedy you see, I don't want the whole universe, only half. One half of the old universe would be mine, and I would be it's God. Into the dark half I would banish all of the cretins and half-humans whom I deem unworthy of inhabiting my universe, which will contain only creatures of light.

It will be grand.
 
Originally posted by: Crono
My plan is already in effect; it involves a company with the initials KK. Can say no more than that.

P.S. I have Elmer at my disposal
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Krispy Kreame?


You are going to make the entire world obese, the introduce the miracle weight loss cure that you had designed years ago, make a billion times what bill gates makes, buy the world, and become our overlord and master.
 
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would have lots of my skin tissue cultured, and everyday I would have some of my skin removed, and replaced with new skin from my culture. The removed skin would be composted and returned to the earth in various places all over the world. As more and more of my physical body returned to the planet, the world would be imbued with more and more of my life force. My own essence would mingle with the essences of all things. The world would take on aspects of myself, containing a great amount of my essence, and it would be eternally bound to me. Eventually I would wield the force of an entire planet. I would cease to exist as a man, but I would be reborn as a god, able to bend vast areas of the cosmos to my will.

The universe seeks balance in all things. I would use my god-powers to perform an act of either great good, or great evil. It doesn't matter which I choose, because good and evil are constructs of man, and I would be a god. The universe would counteract with an act opposite my own. If the initial act was strong enough, the universe would be irrevocably polarized into light and dark. Using my god-powers I would split the cosmos down the middle of this division, creating two universes where once there was only one. I'm not greedy you see, I don't want the whole universe, only half. One half of the old universe would be mine, and I would be it's God. Into the dark half I would banish all of the cretins and half-humans whom I deem unworthy of inhabiting my universe, which will contain only creatures of light.

It will be grand.
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How do the other two parts of the Triad fit in? Or are they merely puppets to help you achieve your goal?
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would have lots of my skin tissue cultured, and everyday I would have some of my skin removed, and replaced with new skin from my culture. The removed skin would be composted and returned to the earth in various places all over the world. As more and more of my physical body returned to the planet, the world would be imbued with more and more of my life force. My own essence would mingle with the essences of all things. The world would take on aspects of myself, containing a great amount of my essence, and it would be eternally bound to me. Eventually I would wield the force of an entire planet. I would cease to exist as a man, but I would be reborn as a god, able to bend vast areas of the cosmos to my will.

The universe seeks balance in all things. I would use my god-powers to perform an act of either great good, or great evil. It doesn't matter which I choose, because good and evil are constructs of man, and I would be a god. The universe would counteract with an act opposite my own. If the initial act was strong enough, the universe would be irrevocably polarized into light and dark. Using my god-powers I would split the cosmos down the middle of this division, creating two universes where once there was only one. I'm not greedy you see, I don't want the whole universe, only half. One half of the old universe would be mine, and I would be it's God. Into the dark half I would banish all of the cretins and half-humans whom I deem unworthy of inhabiting my universe, which will contain only creatures of light.

It will be grand.
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How do the other two parts of the Triad fit in? Or are they merely puppets to help you achieve your goal?
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The Triad are one.
 
Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: Crono
My plan is already in effect; it involves a company with the initials KK. Can say no more than that.

P.S. I have Elmer at my disposal
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Krispy Kreame?


You are going to make the entire world obese, the introduce the miracle weight loss cure that you had designed years ago, make a billion times what bill gates makes, buy the world, and become our overlord and master.
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Damn, I thought there were more companies with the initials KK.
 
Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: Tea Bag
You've heard of "7 Minute Abs", right.. Well, I'll let you in on my new secret -





SIX.. MINUTE.. ABS!
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What about 5 minute Abs?
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You can't get a workout in FIVE minutes!!!! YA CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR HEART RATE UP BY THEN!



*head explodes*
 
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