Pizza Rolls or Bagel Bites?

[shortylickens]

Discussion now.

Poll later.

 

[Captante]

Neither?

 

[shortylickens]

Neither?

Then what do you like to microwave cook?

 

[Captante]

Cook? Not much anymore.

Mainly just use the microwave to heat things already cooked like soup.


Edit: Actually thats not 100% true ... I do still use the microwave for frozen veggies when I'm in a hurry to eat.

 

[Obsy]

The temperature of a pizza roll seems to go up on an exponential scale, so it's either stone cold or a pocket of 1st degree mouth burn. And I could never get bagel bites to taste good from the microwave.

So, neither.

 

[shortylickens]

Have you tried the toaster oven? its quite nice for many edibles.

 

[Captante]

Have you tried the toaster over? its quite nice for many edibles.

I agree ... the full-size version is wonderful as well! :awe:

 

[mvbighead]

Then what do you like to microwave cook?

Sorry, but if you microwave cook either of those two... ick.

Anything that is pizza like goes into the oven for me, else-wise it is just chewy and tough.

As for microwavable? Leftovers, veggies as has been suggested, things that need to defrost for immediate cooking (ground hamburger?).

 

[twinrider1]

They should never be microwaved.
Pizza rolls crush bagel bites. Pizza rolls are only challenged by Thin Mints in the category of There's-no-F'n-way-I-just-ate-400-of-those.

 

[Ichinisan]

The last several times I've purchased pizza rolls and cooked them in the oven, they came out tasting terrible. Regardless of brand.

Is it me or do pizza rolls just taste nasty? I can't think of any reason why they should taste bad. They just do.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Pizza rolls. How is this even a question?

 

[norseamd]

Then what do you like to microwave cook?

Red Baron personal pizza in all meat or pepperoni.

 

[z1ggy]

Both are so good.

If I want something more chewy, I'd go bagel bites. Something more saucy and cheesey, pizza roll.

Both of them were a staple for me in college.

 

[shortylickens]

UPDATED WITH POLL!!!!!!

Please vote.

 

[Nograts]

Oh god, here we go with the elitist fucks who have to bash bagel bites because it's mainstream and of course they know better than to like anything mainstream.

The answer is Red Baron's personal french bread pizza. Tastes even better watching lord of the rings.

 

[renz20003]

Pizza in the morning. Pizza in the evening. Pizza at suppertime. When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat it, all while doing a line of blow and mindlessly fucking a hooker in a three thousand dollar Armani suit.

 

[shortylickens]

Pizza in the morning. Pizza in the evening. Pizza at suppertime. When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat it, all while doing a line of blow and mindlessly fucking a hooker in a three thousand dollar Armani suit.

You are definitely my favorite lurker.

 

[gorcorps]

pizza roll... provided you wait long enough to bit into one and don't destroy your mouth and face with lava hot pizza jizz

 

[Jorge_Orwell]

Pizza rolls.
Where's Hot Pockets?

 

[mcurphy]

Pizza Roll in the oven only, never the microwave. I bite a little corner off and let the steam escape before popping it in my mouth.

 

[renz20003]

You are definitely my favorite lurker.

I've been away for for a while.

I like both, bagel bites are slightly better. French bread pizzas are my favorite though.

 

[waffleironhead]

God damn it Shorty, just be happy with whatever your mom brings down to the basement for you.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Bagel bites are an abomination. And the bagel bite people KNOW this. Which is why they are back peddling with stuffed bagel bites.

Them ain't no STUFFED bagel bites! Them clearly pizza rolls!! Well, imitation pizza rolls - since these stuffed bagel bites look pretty bready.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Pizza Roll in the oven only, never the microwave. I bite a little corner off and let the steam escape before popping it in my mouth.

GET OUT OF MY MIND!

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[clamum]

Bagel Bites are amazing.