Tired of ninja's with their like totally awesome ninja star darting your ass and disappearing without a trace? Tired of pirate?s fvcking up your Christmas? Well maybe it's time us Vikings group together. So if qualify by agreeing with the below statements and simply add in the official Viking sig line (Official member of the anandtech Vikings). Then you?re in.
Also pirates you may want to join us because we are everything you are, but better. We got 2 legs (no peg legged crippled ass bitches). We can do our biddings on land and at sea. And we totally fvck the bitches, you down?
As a Viking I agree to:
-Rape the wenches
-Pillage every town, city, country, continent, and planet we lay our eyes on
-Conquer the entire globe by spreading our evil seed
-Carry totally badass like wooden mallets and swords heavier than Roseanne Barr
-Swear hatred to all ninja's pirates, and the night crew
Also pirates you may want to join us because we are everything you are, but better. We got 2 legs (no peg legged crippled ass bitches). We can do our biddings on land and at sea. And we totally fvck the bitches, you down?
As a Viking I agree to:
-Rape the wenches
-Pillage every town, city, country, continent, and planet we lay our eyes on
-Conquer the entire globe by spreading our evil seed
-Carry totally badass like wooden mallets and swords heavier than Roseanne Barr
-Swear hatred to all ninja's pirates, and the night crew
