Pirate poems

[nonameo]

so who thinks they can write the best poem in pirate talk?

Care to prove it?
(it's not me)

 

[FoBoT]

There once was a pirate named Jill.
Who crashed her ship by a hill.
She fell out of a tree.
She grazed her knee.
That clumsy old pirate called Jill.
By Alex A

There once a pirate named Joe
Who sailed all the way to the snow
It was getting cold
All his jackets were sold
That dumb old pirate named Joe
by Chris P

http://www.rochedalss.qld.edu.au/pirates/pirate5.htm

There ones was a pirate named Rex,
He had a bird that pecks,
He fired his gun,
And had a lot of fun,
That silly old pirate named Rex.
By James

There once was a pirate named Ted,

All day he?d sleep in bed,
His cat was fat,
His dog just sat,
That lazy and lonely Ted
By Monika

 

[pontifex]

Yaaaarrrr!
Haaarrrrhaaarrrrr!!!
AAARRRRR!!!!
Thaaaarrrrr!!!


One day I had too much from the keg
Tripped over me own wooden leg
A great tumble I did took
And fell on me own hook

It went into me bum
I yelled for some rum
But me parrot just said Arrrr!!
And me matey's just let me lay thar.

 

[PepePeru]

a pirate's life's the life for me
sailing and plundering on the sea.
with plenty of liquor & vitamin c.
a pirate's life's the life for me.


how hard was that?