Piranha 3D ... reviews are ....

Sep 29, 2004
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Piranha 3D is actually getting good reviews? I can't see Rotten Tomatoes from where I am, but wikpiedia says that the RT meter is at over 80% for this movie.

Anyone see it? And is wikpiedia correct? I thought this movie had bomb written all over it.
 
Sep 29, 2004
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Actually, from what I read, the acting was really good and the casting was done well. Not sure what the deal is with plot. If the plot was good or not.

Of course, we all know this is a remake of a 1970s classic.
 

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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Oh man, I might have to double bill this with The Expendables on my next movie outing.
 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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im seeing it in 2 hours wil report back!

funny thing is my wife has been asking me for like 2 weeks to see this hah.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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Currently 81 percent, 31 up and 7 down. Positives like that it's fun and campy, not that it's Citizen Kane.

"The new Piranha 3D lived down to my absolute lowest expectations and I say that with nothing but gleeful affection."

"Delivers exactly what you'd expect: gushers of blood, ripped flesh by the kilo, and acres of bare booty and boobs (some of them real)."

"Hands down and body parts floating, the most irresistibly sick movie in years is Piranha 3D, which should be retitled Piranha 3D, Double-D and C for all the topless cuties director Alexandre Aja feeds the fish and audience."

etc
 

khon

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This in 3D ....
 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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this movied owns. it is exactly what i expected with over the top LOL parts with tons and tons of over the top gore. its only the 2nd 3d movie i've seen but i don't think the 3d did anything special for this really at all other tan a few parts that were definitely put in there because it was in 3d.
 

zoiks

Lifer
Jan 13, 2000
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Saw it last evening. You haven't seen anything if you haven't seen a piranha eating chunks of a girls ass in 3d.
 

purbeast0

No Lifer
Sep 13, 2001
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Ahh, another human centipede caliber flick.

this movie is 100x better than human centipede. that movie was TERRRRRRIBLE.

this movie owns hard. i mean it is 100% what you would expect from the trailer of this movie. nothing more, nothing less.
 

Aikouka

Lifer
Nov 27, 2001
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Are those the two porn chicks that are in the movie (and die)?

I think only one of them is a porn chick (the blonde one). I thought I recognized the para-sailing girl as Gianna Michaels (imdb) who is also a porn star and after a quick look, it seems that my knowledge of big-titted porn stars is quite good... not sure what that says about me :hmm:.

EDIT:

Here are some interesting (and probably NSFW) pictures of the non-porn chick that the movie features heavily: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/834650-kelly-brook-looks-out-of-this-world-as-she-poses-as-princess-leia
 
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