Pink Button Genital Dye

[tboo]

For the aging woman with a graying labia:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...n-stocking-30-labia-dye-restore-rosy-hue.html

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Well... I guess if bleaching assholes is a thing, this was also logical.

 

[swanysto]

I guess I am still too young, but I don't think I have ever seen a gray nether region.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Humm. It says it is not permanent...so does that mean it'd come off on your lips or schween?

 

[OCGuy]

This just seems like too much of a pain for women to go through to keep that "fresh" look.

Why don't we just do to them what we do to farm raised ("Atlantic") salmon, and force them to eat chemical pellets to keep their flesh nice and pink?

No woman wants their new man to say to himself "I'm thinking Arby's!" when he finally gets to the big-reveal portion of the relationship.

 

[Rumpltzer]

I had an idea years ago while walking through Nordstroms or Macy's with the gf... they were advertising "lip plumping" lipstick.

Wondered outloud whether rubbing it all over my penis would generate some sort of "enhancement"... asked her whether she'd put some on her lips to help me try it out.


I should work in advertising.

 

[OCGuy]

I had an idea years ago while walking through Nordstroms or Macy's with the gf... they were advertising "lip plumping" lipstick.

Wondered outloud whether rubbing it all over my penis would generate some sort of "enhancement"... asked her whether she'd put some on her lips to help me try it out.


I should work in advertising.

I'm pretty sure most men under 40 could rub almost anything other than sand on their penis and it will cause some sort of instant "enhancement"

 

[dennilfloss]

in related news, they found concrete evidence the G spot really exists.

See the greying around it?

 

[Murloc]

lol and they're sold out apparently, just crazy.