At the crappy school I went to in the middle of BF Missouri everyone lost their shit about once a week when we were served ambrosia.
Ours didn't come with berries, guess that wasn't in the budget. We did serve nachos every day though, it had its own line where we could also buy candy.
But we also had a deli line, I always went there because it was the
only option that didn't leave me starving after. I don't know how big the subs were, probably six inches, but I'd have them put on a little of everything under the glass and also take two pieces of fruit and even then I'd be a little hungry after.
This same school district just lost a ballot initiative with 2/3 of votes opposing. They wanted to consolidate and modernize buildings, you know, with air conditioning and other newfangled friviolities, so considering it would have cost a half percent increase in property taxes it was a total no-brainer. Keep taxes
low, it's what keeps murrica competitive and strong.