I have a rat story.
I was visiting my cousin some years ago (In high school at the time) and his girlfriend had a pet rat. We went over to her house and she has it out playing with it. She must have been able to tell i wasnt amused by the wrecthed creature so decided to "torment" me. She said "You should hold him!" and sets him on my lap. I dont move and just stare at the vile thing crawling around me. I can tell shes amused by my supposed fear of the creature.
Far from it.
She asks me "Whats wrong, you dont like him?"
I look her dead in the eye and say in a low, level tone
"No, I think hes fine. I'm just trying not to kill him seeing as I love to hunt rats"
I dont think I've ever seen someone move to get an animal as fast as she moved to get that rat off me. 😀