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Pickup lines...

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chiwawa626

Lifer
These are always fun, so i'll get started:

Hey do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. So what's your name?

Gently tap her foot with yours, then say, "Hey, I think your foot's flirting with me." It works even better if she acually steps on it by mistake.

And of course: "Wanna fuck?"
 
"Are those space pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world."<----Actual line attempted on me. I laughed my ass right off as I walked away:laugh:
 
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? "response" "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
 
"Do you remember that girl? You know, the one with the same first name as you? What was it again?"

"I had a bad dream; can I sleep in your bed?"

"Save water, shower with me!"

"If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?"

My friend had this funny line: "Let me be a gentleman and push in your stool for ya"
 
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!
Would you like to tickle my pickle?
 
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