Pickup lines...

[chiwawa626]

These are always fun, so i'll get started:

Hey do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. So what's your name?

Gently tap her foot with yours, then say, "Hey, I think your foot's flirting with me." It works even better if she acually steps on it by mistake.

And of course: "Wanna fuck?"

 

[amol]

You're so hot, I forgot my pickup line

 

[Tylanner]

Pizza and a fuck?

 

[Away]

Hey baby...wanna wrestle?

 

[MX2]

"Are those space pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world."<----Actual line attempted on me. I laughed my ass right off as I walked away:laugh:

 

[gar3555]

HI...wanna fvck

 

[Kipper]

"Hey...do you want to get a pizza and have sex?"
*SLAP*
"What, you don't like pizza?"

 

[PHiuR]

"hey, i dont like pickup lines so hey what's your name?"

 

[gar3555]

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? "response" "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

 

[bigredguy]

there must be a mirror in your pqansts because i can ee my seldf inb them.
i s drink dunk i drunk i mean

 

[EGGO]

"Do you remember that girl? You know, the one with the same first name as you? What was it again?"

"I had a bad dream; can I sleep in your bed?"

"Save water, shower with me!"

"If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?"

My friend had this funny line: "Let me be a gentleman and push in your stool for ya"

 

[pray4mojo]

I lost my number, can I have yours?
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away!
Would you like to tickle my pickle?

 

[chrisms]

Obviously Timmy from South Park had the best pick up lines

 

[Calin]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Mucho]

Hey baby, notice I am wearing size 12 shoes

 

[chowmein]

"if you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you can possibly image."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"I have more money that you can possibly spend."

- M4H