pickup lines that work?

[saxman]

pickup lines that work? Got any?

 

[yakko]

Let's fsck!

 

[Yeeny]

Ah yakko, you are such a romantic at heart..

 

[Locutus of Board]

The word of the day is "legs."

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[yakko]

Really GirlFriday? You're such a sweet girl for saying that.












































Now let's fsck!

 

[Yeeny]

yakko: Are those space pants your wearing? Cause your butt is out of this world.

 

[Viper GTS]

Nice shoes, wanna fvck?

Viper GTS

 

[marketsons1985]

Saxman, I've found taht if you make small talk first, and compliment the other party immensly, it works quite a bit.

Just my experiences tho

 

[saxman]

what type of compliments do you give...give me some examples

 

[guyver01]

I forgot where I live, can i go back to your place?

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?


Lets call your left leg christmas, and the right leg new years... can i come over between the holidays?


Either that or i just point them to the website that has my last poem i wrote on it..


Love Lost

 

[Abomination]

-I lost my teddy bear, can I snuggle you tonight?
-I lost my number, can I have yours?
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fsck.
-Excuse me, do you wanna fsck or should I apologize?
-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.

lol

Have you ever seen what planet are you from? They've got some great pickup lines in that, lol.

 

[UnixFreak]

I need someone to help wax my lexus.. can you help? I live up on the hill there....

or..
Do you know of anyone who sells oversized wallets, my money just keeps falling out of it...

 

[Mill]

<< I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room. >>



LOL

 

[Fatdog]

lick finger, touch her shirt, let's get you out of those wet clothes.

 

[Doggiedog]

Are those real?

 

[Bignate603]

I see you're wearing clothes too...

 

[BigPoppa]

Here's some good ones, at least the ladies like em, take notes boys.

#1
MEid it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven.

#2
Me: Hey, let me see something.
*checks tag on back of shirt*
Me: That's what i thought, made in heaven.

And about the lets fsck! I don't think (DOH!) MOST women know about linux, so you'll have to do that on your own.

 

[Supradude]

aren't there girls out ther anymore that like nice friendly &quot;hi's&quot;??? or has the world gone insane and every guy needs crazy punny pick up lines... ha ha

 

[Champo41]

Fsck me if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

 

[Passions]

HO HO HO

 

[konichiwa]

Whew, that Puppy one has me FOFL. Can't stop laughing!

 

[saxman]

while a lot of these are really funny, I don't think they would work! I'm itchin to test out some that actually work(so you can read about it in my website).

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

you- Would you like to have breakfast sometime?
her- Sure.
you- Should I call you or nudge you?

 

[marketsons1985]

saxman,

say stuff like &quot;Your beauty caught my eye even from across the room&quot;

&quot;You smell as sweet as the lonesome lost bumble bee&quot;

This is taken straight from my aol profile, to my girlfriend: &quot;you're the greatest, the sweetest, the bestest, no ounce of soda (muahah) i drink is sweeter than you, no sunset more beautiful, you are the best!&quot;

I made that last one up myself

[edit] these are just some suggestions

 

[abc]

you're so sweet, sugar gotta catch up...

do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

what, you can't remember me without my clothes off???


or something like this:

have a puzzled look on your face,
touch her somewhere where your hands don't belong,
then taste your hand, then say:

&quot;Hey we've met before!&quot;