Pickup lines tested

klah

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Aug 13, 2002
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004241459,00.html

?Nice top ? can I talk you out of it??

I tried this killer line on sexy blonde student Sarah Riley but instead of falling at my feet, she slapped my face and said: ?You pervert, get away from me.?

After I explained it was all in the name of research, Sarah, 20, of Canterbury, Kent, said: ?That was terrible. I?m not sure I?ve heard worse and you?re lucky you didn?t get a punch."

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?I think I?ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.?

It was time to call it a day after model Hannah Ryan, 23, put me firmly in my place with: ?No you haven?t. Now f*** off.?

pwn3d
 

Doggiedog

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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?How do you like your eggs in the morning ? fertilised or unfertilised??

LOL!

Reminds me of the dirty version of the nursery song "Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina".
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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?I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock.?

OK, it might date from the Stone Age, but it was worth a try.

However Melissa Bini, 22, of Clapton, East London, was unimpressed.

The shop worker slapped a hand across her face, gave me a wild-eyed stare and said: ?You need help,? before marching off.





Those are great :)
 

XZeroII

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Jun 30, 2001
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lol, You people are pathetic. There are some very obvious lines that will 90% of the time get you their names and a 5 min conversation (min).

and for those of you who think that pretty girls are more likely to reject you, you are not entirely accurate. In fact, lots of guys think they are not good enough for some really hot women, so they just never ask. These women only get a few offers because everyone is afraid to ask. This is why you sometimes see really hot women with nerds. The nerd is the only one with the guts to ask and she got tired of waiting and accepted. Found out that he was a really great guy and the rest is history.
 

EvilYoda

Lifer
Apr 1, 2001
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lol, that's great. From the pictures, the one that laughed along with him seemed to be the best looking too.
 

Doggiedog

Lifer
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
lol, You people are pathetic. There are some very obvious lines that will 90% of the time get you their names and a 5 min conversation (min).

and for those of you who think that pretty girls are more likely to reject you, you are not entirely accurate. In fact, lots of guys think they are not good enough for some really hot women, so they just never ask. These women only get a few offers because everyone is afraid to ask. This is why you sometimes see really hot women with nerds. The nerd is the only one with the guts to ask and she got tired of waiting and accepted. Found out that he was a really great guy and the rest is history.

You people?

Hmm.. I'm married with 2 kids and had my share of GFs (real ones).

Never used any lines though. Just started talking.

I thought the whole experiment was kind of funny seeing how even cheesy lines worked 10% of the time.
 

RagingBITCH

Lifer
Sep 27, 2003
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
lol, You people are pathetic. There are some very obvious lines that will 90% of the time get you their names and a 5 min conversation (min).

and for those of you who think that pretty girls are more likely to reject you, you are not entirely accurate. In fact, lots of guys think they are not good enough for some really hot women, so they just never ask. These women only get a few offers because everyone is afraid to ask. This is why you sometimes see really hot women with nerds. The nerd is the only one with the guts to ask and she got tired of waiting and accepted. Found out that he was a really great guy and the rest is history.

so you're a nerd who actually asked out a hot woman? :roll: