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Asked a coworker about the Dave Matthews concert last night...here's what he said:
"Man, me and my roommate met these two chicks feelin' us. One of 'em was a butterface so I passed and my roomie got dealt. The other one though, damn, she's a babe! I was this close to goin' home with her but she gave me the Heisman.
butterface - her entire body is HOT but her face
Heisman - See Heisman Trophy. Notice the stiff-arm. Picture a running back (girl). She's running for the end zone (bed), but here comes the safety (my friend) going for the tackle (sex). HEISMAN! The stiff arm comes out, friend is pushed aside, girl goes to bed alone.
I think I'm gettin' old if someone has to explain slang to me...
"Man, me and my roommate met these two chicks feelin' us. One of 'em was a butterface so I passed and my roomie got dealt. The other one though, damn, she's a babe! I was this close to goin' home with her but she gave me the Heisman.
butterface - her entire body is HOT but her face
Heisman - See Heisman Trophy. Notice the stiff-arm. Picture a running back (girl). She's running for the end zone (bed), but here comes the safety (my friend) going for the tackle (sex). HEISMAN! The stiff arm comes out, friend is pushed aside, girl goes to bed alone.
I think I'm gettin' old if someone has to explain slang to me...