Pick Up Lines... Whats yours?

[RevVveD1]

What are some of the craziest pickup lines you have heard?

 

[FettsBabe]

I would walk up to guys and say...

Here's my name, address, and phone #, pick me up at 7.

I saw you admiring me from across the room, so I thought I would tell you when you could take me out.

Couple of others that I can't remember...

Lines guys have said to me:
Is that a mirror in your pants because I sure could see myself in them.

You've made my day...I've never seen such a beautiful lady!

Lets get nekkid and wiggle (Psycho used that)

My face leaves at 8, be on it, its an all night ride.

 

[Elita1]

I don't know many pick-up lines, but which one of you jokers taught my hubby to say
"Nice shoes, wanna f---?"
I know it was one of you guys. He got a serious spanking for that one!

 

[OutHouse]

my favorite is

If you and I were two Squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

 

[jsm]

"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"

"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cuz I can sure see myself in them."

"Are your legs tired? Cuz they've been running through my mind all night."

And I won't even mention the one about the girls parents being thieves..

 

[myputer]

You know what would look on you? ME........

 

[loup garou]

My gf doesn't allow me to have any pickup lines.

 

[Rio Rebel]

Haven't I slept with you somewhere before?