Pick up line winners...

[imported_Tomato]

Heh.

Sorry if it's a repost.

 

[Lager]

How much?

 

[boyRacer]

HONORABLE MENTION, MISERABLE FAILURE DIVISION

"Were both your parents retarded? Because you seem like a special girl to me."
(I have NEVER used this nasty line. I have seen it be inflicted on a poor girl by a frat boy in Atlanta. Yikes.)
? Rusty Halo

LOL

 

[Konigin]

I don't think they would work.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
HONORABLE MENTION, MISERABLE FAILURE DIVISION

"Were both your parents retarded? Because you seem like a special girl to me."
(I have NEVER used this nasty line. I have seen it be inflicted on a poor girl by a frat boy in Atlanta. Yikes.)
? Rusty Halo

LOL

LOL! So very wrong... :beer:😀

 

[ElFenix]

"You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."

😀

 

[BennyD]

they missed:

"baby, you must be a parking ticket cause you got 'fine' written all over you"

:Q

 

[bbkat]

A few more for you hopeless romantics out there...

"Let's skip to the best part of any relationship: sex and the breakup!".

"Lets wrestle, winner fvck's the loser?

"You remind me of a championship bass--I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!"

"Let's do some math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply"



and of course, the simple approach works best:

"nice shoes.. wanna fvck?"

 

[screw3d]

"Did that hurt?"

"Huh?"

"When you fell down from heaven?"

Cheesy I know 😀

 

[rocadelpunk]

i was at mongolian bbq ...sweet restaurant.

anyway, one of the cooks had a sugar packet...obviuosly says sugar on it, went up to a girl and said, "I think you lost your nametag"

i thought that was damn smooth.

 

[Phuz]

"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"

Nice. 😀

 

[Judgement]

My vote goes to the one directed at a woman holding a baby 😛

 

[FrogDog]

Originally posted by: marvie
"Did that hurt?"

"Huh?"

"When you fell down from heaven?"

Cheesy I know 😀

I know a guy who actually said this sincerely to his girl friend once. I mocked him mercilessly for it.

 

[Goosemaster]

"So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?"

best line ever.

 

[rgwalt]

My favorite...

"Look. I hope you won't take this as any sort of 'line,' but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds . . . "
? Reverend Smoothfield

Ryan

 

[Judgement]

Lol this thread reminded me of the last pick up line I used.

I was dared by the guys I was out with to go up to a girl and use this line, needless to say I was inebriated so I was dumb enough to do it. This really pissed me off later because I hate pick up lines :disgust:

I'm sure it came out a lil off because I was way past gone by the time this happened but the just of it was

"assuming beer was a type of currency, and I was at a store... how much would you cost"

I was actually supposed to respond to whatever she said with something along the lines of "lol no way I know theres a similar model of you cheaper around here somewhere" but her sexy friend laughed and we started talking 🙁

eheheh I get shivers of embarassment when I think about it