Pick my next house

[cbrunny]

Waterloo, Ontario. Listings here: https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/...43.4642578&ZoomLevel=12&PropertyTypeGroupID=1

Requirements:
3+ Bedroom
2+ Bathroom
North of the 401
Does not suck
Bang for buck

I am a mid-range baller. No hookers or blow. I am actually house hunting right now. TIA.

 

[JEDI]

199 sq ft tiny house
you would want 2.5 bath at the min

 

[IronWing]

https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/...9/16-ISABELLA-Street-St-Jacobs-Ontario-N0B2N0

 

[zinfamous]

Atypical, but appropriate.

 

[IronWing]

Atypical, but appropriate.

Much more common than balloon fires

 

[Red Squirrel]

You should make sure it has enough land to build a hot air balloon launch pad.

 

[sdifox]

Op should get a hot air balloon house. Like Mr. Fredrickson.

 

[renz20003]

This spacious ranch is located in the heart of the Canadian wilderness.

It's features include:

1 bedroom

moonroof

And a pack of wild animals

Must see to appreciate!!!

 

[zinfamous]

This spacious ranch is located in the heart of the Canadian wilderness.

It's features include:

1 bedroom

moonroof

And a pack of wild animals

Must see to appreciate!!!

Vintage plumbing?

 

[renz20003]

Vintage plumbing?

If by "plumbing" you mean a hole in the ground, a tree and a disgusting pond by all means yes!

*CAUTION* - Poop hole may contain hep C

 

[rcpratt]

Well, this went exactly as expected.

 

[IronWing]

Well, this went exactly as expected.

No matter your desire, we're here for you.

Never in Canada? Well then:

 

[cbrunny]

Y'all just reminded me that my wife still wants to go ballooning.

 

[deadlyapp]

I have no idea what is going in in this thread but I fully approve.

 

[highland145]

I have no idea what is going in in this thread but I fully approve.

cb wants a house.
zin is reminding him that he's supposed to go on a balloon ride.
iw is 1st showing the typical ATOT homes, $3.5M
then iw is having a fire sale or a talking heads flashback.
then it degraded into "moose on yo house" pics.

 

[IronWing]

We're here to serve as cbrunny's anxiety closet.

 

[BurnItDwn]

https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/...88-Westheights-Drive-Kitchener-Ontario-N2N1J9
https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/...3A-CEDARVALE-Crescent-Waterloo-Ontario-N2L4T3
https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/Single-Family/18614156/3-Nora-Court-Cambridge-Ontario-N3C3N1

Not sure how much is "medium baller" ... so I set limit at 325K canabucks, which is like ... probably around 100k in real life money?

 

[highland145]

We're here to serve as cbrunny's anxiety closet.

So are we supposed to be holding it in or making sure it's running rampant in his life?

 

[BurnItDwn]

These houses have "storeys" instead of "stories", I suspect they are all defective!

 

[sdifox]

These houses have "storeys" instead of "stories", I suspect they are all defective!

Americans don't speak proper English.

 

[BudAshes]

You are in Canada. Just follow these steps and you are good to go, eh:
http://www.wikihow.com/Build-an-Igloo

 

[BurnItDwn]

Americans don't speak proper English.

we sound more or less the same as the non-chinatown parts of Toronto.

 

[cbrunny]

https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/...88-Westheights-Drive-Kitchener-Ontario-N2N1J9
https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/...3A-CEDARVALE-Crescent-Waterloo-Ontario-N2L4T3
https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/Single-Family/18614156/3-Nora-Court-Cambridge-Ontario-N3C3N1

Not sure how much is "medium baller" ... so I set limit at 325K canabucks, which is like ... probably around 100k in real life money?

I'm a bigger baller than this. these houses are for small ballers. I'm not a small baller.

In my area, a $500,000 house is equivalent to ~$180,000 house in Alabama. At least according to bad real estate tv.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'm a bigger baller than this. these houses are for small ballers. I'm not a small baller.

In my area, a $500,000 house is equivalent to ~$180,000 house in Alabama. At least according to bad real estate tv.

Pretty sure 180K can get you oceanfront beach palace in Alabama, likely with 3 stories (not sure how many storeys that translates to)

 

[highland145]

Pretty sure 180K can get you oceanfront beach palace in Alabama, likely with 3 stories (not sure how many storeys that translates to)

lol