Phrases You'd never think of uttering

[Red Squirrel]

I could not make my mind between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump because they were both excellent candidates.

 

[kranky]

More pus, please.

 

[John Connor]

Yes babe your ass really looks fat in that.

HAHAHA Yep! You'd never say that.

 

[BoomerD]

Yeah, I remember you saying that it was odd that the last time he stuck his "finger" in your ass that found it odd that he had both hands on your shoulders.

Indeed...I never did figure out how he managed that trick...but at least he had small fingers.

 

[John Connor]

This software would be better with DRM

 

[Darwin333]

Indeed...I never did figure out how he managed that trick...but at least he had small fingers.

Definitely a plus, not to mention he probably offered you some wet wipes to clean up after he was done. That is just straight gentlemanly right there.

 

[Darwin333]

That sex tape of Trump and Hillary was the hottest thing I've ever seen!

 

[BoomerD]

That sex tape of Trump and Hillary was the hottest thing I've ever seen!

You must have gotten the "Special Election Edition." I got the one with Bill Clinton and Melania...and a group of Russian hookers doing golden showers.

 

[Darwin333]

You must have gotten the "Special Election Edition." I got the one with Bill Clinton and Melania...and a group of Russian hookers doing golden showers.

I haven't seen those, wanna trade?