Phrases You'd never think of uttering

[John Connor]

So you're a CIA case officer in charge of all the would-be assassins in training and you have to come up with their trigger phrase to activate the would-be assassin's orders. But this has to be a very carefully crafted phrase that no one would think of ever saying.

I'll start.

Borrowing from the cartoon American Dad:

I'm getting fed up with this orgasm.

My own creation:

Avocado oatmeal is so good.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

That's policy.
Risk managers are people too.

 

[PowerEngineer]

President Trump

 

[Chaotic42]

Tasty licorice

 

[dave_the_nerd]

"Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree."

 

[Iron Woode]

I'll have the soup sandwich.

 

[Ken g6]

I work as a spammer.

 

[shortylickens]

President Donald Trump.


Which apparently has already been suggested.

 

[zinfamous]

Nobel Laureate, John Connor.

 

[John Connor]

President Trump

President Donald Trump.


Which apparently has already been suggested.

Obama was a good President.

 

[BoomerD]

Thank god for Donald Trump and the Republicans.

 

[highland145]

President Trump

Never entered my mind until the win over Hilda. Now,

 

[highland145]

Thank god for Donald Trump and the Republicans.

Screw the republicans, that I saw a lot.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

For The Love Of Windows Me

 

[dainthomas]

George Lucas is such an underrated screenwriter

 

[Perknose]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I don't get to pay enough taxes dammit!!

 

[Zanovar]

Yes babe your ass really looks fat in that.

 

[Ajay]

I'm on an Ice Cream only diet.

 

[MtnMan]

Obama was a good President.

By comparison to Trump, so was Carter, Bush #2, and 42 other presidents.

 

[BurnItDwn]

edit: ooops this isnt P&N ...

My Phrase: I prefer the vegan bbq because it is more delicious than the beef and the pork.

 

[Red Storm]

P&N is a nice, sensible place.

 

[BoomerD]

Hi, Doc. I'm here to have my annual "shove your finger up my ass" visit.

 

[Darwin333]

Hi, Doc. I'm here to have my annual "shove your finger up my ass" visit.

Yeah, I remember you saying that it was odd that the last time he stuck his "finger" in your ass that found it odd that he had both hands on your shoulders.

 

[lxskllr]

This software would be better with DRM