Photoshop Help required!

Jimmyjammer

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Apr 30, 2002
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Hello,

I am running Photoshop V 1.2 on an IBM Abacus with 620KB
HDD and 6K RAM. I am trying to get the effect whereby I have
nothing on the screen and then sudennly have a masterpiece which
will make me millions of dollars. Is there a filter that can do
this? I've tried rubbing a cat backwards (like it says in
the "Adobe Photoshop Hints and Tips for Witches" manual which I
bought a few years back but to no avail).
I also need a crack for this software because everytime I double
click on the photoshop icon the program runs and a splash screen
appears. I hate this splash screen and want to remove it with a
crack because my real profession is a thief and I can't help
myself.
I also want a brushed metal effect, is there anywhere on the web
that I can find it, other than the multitude of sites with
beautiful and bountious descriptions that are easily found with
a search submitted to Yahoo?
I also have bad breath, can I filter this out?


Thank you.

PS> I also require the help of a photoshop expert with 18 years
expierence and a 16 year old daughter, to teach me the ins and
outs of life.


Bye bye now.