Photoshop Gurus: Help me out!

[Nocturnal]

Hi, I am looking for a design done for my car clubs new sticker. We want it to be like this:

www.psfknr.com

and underneath it something like "we're back."

and another one with "fsck haters!"

so if anyone can help me out, i would really appreciate it.

i dont got much to give....

it has to be just big enough to fit on a side back window of a car.

so say, you have your front door, then the glass right behind the front door. we need it to fit perfectly in the middle of the rear side glass.

if you guys can come up with anything, please help a fellow anandtecher out!