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[Schadenfroh]

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[amol]

"So this is my RIGHT hand????"

 

[Kelvrick]

Left?

 

[jurzdevil]

"my shiney new tie cost this many"

 

[weirdichi]

"Odd.. my ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL has disappeared..."

 

[clamum]

"Rumsfeld, pretty soon I'm gonna have to slap a bitch."