photo's from Dirk Nowitzki's wedding

QueBert

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apparently it was a traditional Kikuyu ceremony in Kenya, pics makes me laugh gotta say Dirk's the man for that outfit.
 

Crono

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I'm guessing it was simultaneously awkward and awesome.

But that may describe a lot of weddings.
 

SandEagle

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i spent a lot of time trying to figure out what was wrong with the two Kenyans up front. turns out they're statues, heh.
 

kage69

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I can see it now...


"Hey Powder! What you doing this week? Square dancing in lederhosen or some shit?" lol



"Nah, my father-in-law and I are going lion hunting. Can't wait to try my new assegai spear! Our village is also moving many cattle to different pastures, and because there are poachers and bandits nearby that sometimes make trouble, all the men will be present to help and keep a watch out. When it's over we will celebrate with a feast and dig the village a new well. How about you?"



"........."





Seriously though, I thought she looked a little light skinned and plump to be from the bush. Because I don't really follow basketball I didn't know that's his half Swedish girlfriend of many years. Good for them, she's kinda hot.
 
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Apparently his wife's brothers play pro soccer. Some good genes available, mini-dirks with speed and hops? Watch out NBA lol.
 

AznAnarchy99

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My lineage is Polish, but I didn't get married under a Polish ceremony. I just don't get people like this.

What don't you get? You might not be cultural but other people are. When I get married I plan on doing some of the traditional Vietnamese stuff even though I was born in the US.