Phoenix, AZ: need an errand there

[Craig234]

If you can run an errand in Phoenix, please send a PM and I'll talk to you about the details. It just involves going to a house I own for a few minutes, then talking with me.

 

[Farang]

I'm 1,500 miles away from Phoenix dude

 

[kranky]

I'm 1,500 miles away from Phoenix dude

All the more impressive that you offered to help!

 

[Farang]

All the more impressive that you offered to help!

yep, he just needs to supply the plane ticket

 

[Lamont Burns]

Yes you left your front door unlocked.

 

[ArizonaSteve]

Depends on which part of Phoenix. I'm not too far from the 101 / 51 junction.

 

[McLovin]

Yes you left your front door unlocked.

lmao!

If I still lived in PHX I'd help ya out brotha!

 

[Slick5150]

I have matches and several containers of gasoline, just PM me the address and I'll head right over.

 

[OCGuy]

How much Meth do I need to keister?

 

[Craig234]

So, no one can help in Phoenix? (ArizonaSteve did not reply to PM).

 

[Bignate603]

What part of town? I'm outside of Tempe. If its something close by I may be able to help you out but I'm not going to be able to trek across town this weekend.

 

[nboy22]

Where at in Phoenix?

 

[mesthead21]

What is this errand? Im in tempe

 

[zanejohnson]

dude its gonna take more than a few hours to produce ~32 ounces...

 

[IronWing]

I did exactly like you asked. She said "Hell no, and that "the court order applies to third party messengers; enjoy FPMUTAP asshole". So do I get the Klondike bar?

 

[Skel]

i did exactly like you asked. She said "hell no, and that "the court order applies to third party messengers; enjoy fpmutap asshole". So do i get the klondike bar?

fpmutap ??

 

[fustercluck]

Gotta be someone here in Phoenix. Curious to know what the OP wants, though - Something secretive enough where it can't go in the original post.

 

[IronWing]

fpmutap ??

Federal prison

 

[Perknose]

fpmutap ??

I going with "federal pound me up the ass prison" but it's Iron Wing and it's late, so he could have been "multitasking" to Mongolian yak porn and let his one free typing hand just skitter across his suspiciously sticky keyboard at that crucial moment of bliss.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I speak Spanish. How many kilos you need moving?

 

[IronWing]

I going with "federal pound me up the ass prison" but it's Iron Wing and it's late, so he could have been "multitasking" to Mongolian yak porn and let his one free typing hand just skitter across his suspiciously sticky keyboard at that crucial moment of bliss.

There's a yak in my crack
And my sphincter's feelin' slack
Darlin', you've been on my lonely mind.

 

[Perknose]

Federal prison

Of course! I never thought otherwise, though that's one weird looking "organic joystick" you got there. D:

 

[IronWing]

Of course! I never thought otherwise, though that's one weird looking "organic joystick" you got there. D:

I can reach the function keys, how about you?

 

[Perknose]

There's a yak in my crack
And my sphincter's feelin' slack
Darlin', you've been on my lonely mind.

That yak in my crack
Put a hurt on my yurt
I've got to take steppes, it's plain

Mongolian misery
Is taking a whiz when ye
Can't hold your pole without pain.

When others say you can't
Genghis Kahn!

 

[Perknose]

I can reach the function keys, how about you?

I can't find the dongle for my input device.