phiur's tip of the night.

[PHiuR]

never go food shopping on an empty stomach (when hungry).

 

[Tu13erhead]

Always go shoe shopping late in the day, because your feet swell during the day.

 

[minendo]

Never take the hottest girl at the bar home after you've been drinking. When you wake up you will, in fact, realize her hotness.

 

[Coquito]

You smell that? Someone is cooking porkchops. Run, don't walk.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Never, EVER watch a movie that Uwe Boll is in any way associated with.

EVAR.

 

[DaTT]

Never bet all your money on red.....unless you're sure.

 

[mundane]

Cooking at twice the recipe temperature for half the time doesn't work. Even 1.5x temp for 2/3 time doesn't work.

 

[BigJ]

Don't smoke crack.

 

[Bozono]

Don't honk your horn at unsuspecting cyclists because it's very loud and annoying, and can scare the sh!t out of them.

 

[ntdz]

Never jack off when your mom is in the same room.

 

[DaTT]

Don't throw snowballs out of a moving car in the summer at the crotches of women.....you may find yourself in trouble with the law.

 

[jadinolf]

Remember, if your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

 

[BrianH1]

Dont try to cover your ass, it will only came back to bite you on yours.

 

[DainBramaged]

Don't go out with Ted Bundy's bastard child.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: BrianH1
Dont try to cover your ass.

Great advice. I'm taking my pants off as I post.

 

[BrianH1]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: BrianH1
Dont try to cover your ass.

Great advice. I'm taking my pants off as I post.

into barn yard fun then i guess?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: BrianH1

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: BrianH1
Dont try to cover your ass.

Great advice. I'm taking my pants off as I post.

into barn yard fun then i guess?

I don't know what he told you, but HE propositioned ME.