Philly cops do TSA style pat-downs: One hand in my pocket and Cops hands on my balls.

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Perknose

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This reminds me. OP, why are policeman's balls bigger than fireman's balls?













Because they sell more tickets!
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Schadenfroh

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Do they do this for passenger trains / buses? Why do terrorists love to attack planes so much?

Just make the them all have the same level of security, metal detector and x-ray the baggage. I am tired of this crap.
 

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Do they do this for passenger trains / buses? Why do terrorists love to attack planes so much?

Just make the them all have the same level of security, metal detector and x-ray the baggage. I am tired of this crap.

What about cars? Cars are dangerous, they exponentially more than terrorists do.. Imagine TERRORISTS w. CARS?!!

That could do some real damage.

WE should X-Ray everyone before they get into their car.
 

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What about cars? Cars are dangerous, they exponentially more than terrorists do.. Imagine TERRORISTS w. CARS?!!

That could do some real damage.

WE should X-Ray everyone before they get into their car.

I would imagine that the majority of Americans would prefer that they pass through a metal detector and have their luggage x-rayed when boarding a plane or train. I know it does not prevent terrorism, but if they did not do these things, the population would be in an uproar about "WHY DID YOU NOT PROTECT US!!!"
 

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I would imagine that the majority of Americans would prefer that they pass through a metal detector and have their luggage x-rayed when boarding a plane or train. I know it does not prevent terrorism, but if they did not do these things, the population would be in an uproar about "WHY DID YOU NOT PROTECT US!!!"
So is it the role of government to attempt to protect us from our own stupidity? That's an impossible task.
 

Dr. Zaus

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This reminds me. OP, why are policeman's balls bigger than fireman's balls?













Because they sell more tickets!
:D

This joke went over very well, in my head, as I was driving...

Speaking of which: is it racist that almost everyone stopped was black? I mean, isn't it well established that being an African American is probable cause?
 
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