Pets or Food

[YankeezXBA]

Wow, I just found this sickass website. Most of you have prolly seen it, since I come across things 2 years later than all of you, but here it is..

http://www.petsorfood.com

Its so sick,

Examples:

Chihuahua - 5.99

Doberman- This is the product for the big dog lover! Our dobermans are bred and raised in wide open spaces producing some of the leanest members of this species. Our live animals come pre-trained to obey basic commands like "SIT", "ROLLOVER" and "KILL." The Ready to Eat? animals include two meaty flank steaks, two full sets of ribs, a rump roast, a luscious breast, and four "drumsticks."
- $259.95 each

Spider Monkey-
This item has recently moved out of our exotics line due to a special arrangement we've come to with the government of Mozambique. Our processing plant in Obijalla prepares a regional Spider Monkey Delight dish, flash freezes it and ships it to us on a weekly basis. This is without question the freshest Spider Monkey meat available in the West.
- $89.99 each (Ready to Eat? only)

 

[FleshLight]

Mmmm...pet's ready to eat. What's so sick about this?

 

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hehe

 

[ohtwell]

That can't be real. Who could eat a cute little newborn puppy?


: ) Amanda

 

[biostud]

I am t3h 3v4l Repost NAZI

 

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
That can't be real. Who could eat a cute little newborn puppy?


: ) Amanda

I've tried them, and their meat is unbelievably tender.

 

[ohtwell]

From the sites testimonials

School Lunch
"Our school district was quickly running out of money and the only place we could cut back was in the school lunch program. Thanks to Pets or Food, we're able to offer hot, meaty lunches every day! The kids especially like the groundhog meat loaf. They jokingly call it mystery meat. If only they knew!"

Hehehehe!


: ) Amanda