Petition to rename LOTR 2

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: glen
Not as stupid as not using the search feature here.

ooooh, i see the Repost police is awake... ;)

Sorry about the repost... i did search before i posted, i must have missed it...

I was just thinking about something, doesn't it seem stupid to you to bump reposts to save bandwidth? :confused:
 

mpitts

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Jun 9, 2000
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From the link:

Update, 2002.0509: This petition has been suspended temporarily due to a lack of maintenance by the petition author. ? PetitionOnline.com



Obviously this wasn't big enough of a deal for this person to follow through on it. What a dork.
 

Lucky

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Nov 26, 2000
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I, too, was galled, shocked and disoriented upon learning of the cynically crass title of Mr. Jackson's new film. I would also like to start a petition to rename Steven Spielberg's "Minority Report" because of its blatant insult to people of color. Also, the upcoming film "About A Boy" is a clear endorsement of pedophilia. I am also deeple troubled at the subtitle of the new "Star Wars" installement, "Attack of the Clones." This scandalous title is a none-too-subtle implication that scientifically duplicated humans or other animals are violent and hostile in nature -- clearly an affront to copied citizens everywhere. We shall make no progress until Hollywood stems its insensitivity to those factions of society it chooses not to understand. As an avid filmgoer, I shall shed many tears until these senseless titles cease.
 

gonzo2k

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Moronic petition anyway!
Think he wants to petition War Of The Worlds, Trading Places & Journey To The Center Of The Earth, too?
rolleye.gif
 

tweakmm

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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: SnapIT
ooooh, i see the Repost police is awake... ;)
don't make me call the gammar police

Spelling police here, I'll have to ticket you for a minor infraction. Have a nice day.
Damn It!
I even double checked the spelling, but of course I'm going to leave the "r" out :D
 

ShadowKat

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Originally posted by: Lucky
I, too, was galled, shocked and disoriented upon learning of the cynically crass title of Mr. Jackson's new film. I would also like to start a petition to rename Steven Spielberg's "Minority Report" because of its blatant insult to people of color. Also, the upcoming film "About A Boy" is a clear endorsement of pedophilia. I am also deeple troubled at the subtitle of the new "Star Wars" installement, "Attack of the Clones." This scandalous title is a none-too-subtle implication that scientifically duplicated humans or other animals are violent and hostile in nature -- clearly an affront to copied citizens everywhere. We shall make no progress until Hollywood stems its insensitivity to those factions of society it chooses not to understand. As an avid filmgoer, I shall shed many tears until these senseless titles cease.

Oh but PLEASE tell me that you're kidding... pretty please, with sugar on top?

 

Aquaman

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Dec 17, 1999
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If we rename one we must rename them all........... I think a non threatening them like food would work:

Fellowship of the Onion Ring

The Two Tacos

Return of the Burger King

;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
If we rename one we must rename them all........... I think a non threatening them like food would work:

Fellowship of the Onion Ring

The Two Tacos

Return of the Burger King

;)

Cheers,
Aquaman

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!
 

BDawg

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: SnapIT
ooooh, i see the Repost police is awake... ;)
don't make me call the gammar police

Spelling police here, I'll have to ticket you for a minor infraction. Have a nice day.
Damn It!
I even double checked the spelling, but of course I'm going to leave the "r" out :D

Rule number one of mocking anothers speeling and gammar (sic). Make sure you are currently above fault. :)
 

kgraeme

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Sep 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
If we rename one we must rename them all........... I think a non threatening them like food would work:

Fellowship of the Onion Ring

The Two Tacos

Return of the Burger King

;)

Cheers,
Aquaman

It would certainly make a fast-food promotion tie-in a lot easier.
 

limsandy

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Jan 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
If we rename one we must rename them all........... I think a non threatening them like food would work:

Fellowship of the Onion Ring

The Two Tacos

Return of the Burger King

;)

Cheers,
Aquaman




GOOD ONE, AQUAMAN !!!
:D
 

jiffylube1024

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I have to say, that reading some of the replies are some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard! Oh yeah, even though this is a repost, I never saw it the first time! Thanks SnapIT for some great laughs!