Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
i used to hate PETA...untill i saw a couple of them on howard stern
he "forced" them to take off their tops and make out with each other
how did he "force" them...he held a butchers knife to a lobster and threatened it
No way! that is hilarious if that happened.
BTW, what do you expect from an organization that had a past president state "dogs are people with fur". In their minds, there is basically no difference between humans and non-human animals.
sorry its copy and pasted
PETA Chicks Do Wacky Stuff To Save Living Things.
3/20/02. 7:10am
Three women from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) came in to talk to Howard. The women were supposed to come in wearing nothing but leaves covering their private parts. When they came in they had big, fake lettuce leaves covering them up. Howard was kind of upset about that but he dealt with it. The girls, Brandy, Christie and Kayla all kept trying to get plugs in for the web sites they support. Howard kept interrupting them and said he was going to find out just how committed they are to saving living things. He had a bunch of things that he threatened to kill of the women didn't do stuff for him.
First up was a cockroach. He said that if two of them didn't make out together he'd kill the thing. As Gary was getting ready to stomp on the thing two of the girls kissed each other.
Howard then had a bunch of meal worms that he was going to drown if two of them didn't feel each other's breasts. They broke down again and saved the worms.
Howard then threatened to kill a living cod. This time one of the girls had to show her breasts.
Once again, they broke down and one of them showed her breasts. Howard then said they were going to take a cleaver to a lobster if two of them didn't take off their tops and kiss. After a few seconds of discussion two of the girls did it. Howard seemed amazed at their commitment to saving these things that people kill every day.
He spent a few more minutes talking to them about what they're protesting these days and about when they last got laid. One of the girls said she hasn't gotten any in about a year. One of them just got some about a week ago though. The girls were also in to tell Howard how thrilled they are that Burger King now has a veggie burger available. They spent a short time talking about that and how healthy it is compared to a hamburger. The girls all said they try not to kill any living thing if it's possible. One of them said she wouldn't swat a mosquito if it was biting her. She said she'd blow it off. Some of the web sites they got plugs in for included PETA.org, LettuceLadies.com and GoVeg.com.
After the girls left Howard took a break. When he came back he asked Artie what he thought of the veggie burger. He said it wasn't that good. He said it was disappointing to bite into something that looks like a Burger King burger and have it taste like it tasted. Howard said he might like it because he doesn't eat red meat anymore. Howard said that it was Benjy who came up with the idea to threaten to kill stuff to get them to do things. Howard and Robin wonder what he's up to at his home.
Howard said when the PETA chicks were leaving they said they wanted to call an animal rescue guy to pick up the fish they had because they didn't want it killed. Artie told Howard they should see what they can get the animal rescue guy to do when he shows up. He suggested they try to get him to do some gay stuff.