Pet names for your pets?

[Brutuskend]

I sometimes call Brutus Dog Boy or Fur Person.

Do you have "Pet" names for your critters?

 

[DannyBoy]

Shitbag, seriously.

 

[gar3555]

we have a miniature dauchsand(sp?) named Slim Lady, we call her Slim, or just weiner for short...

 

[Casawi]

Slut

 

[jadinolf]

Pierre but his name is really Fred.

He looks at me as to say "Who the heck is this Pierre?"

 

[LtPage1]

"hey you"

 

[Sluggo]

He either gets called by his name or "that fvcking dog."

 

[Bryophyte]

I named my rooster Stuart. I call him Stu because if he keeps attacking me, he'll be made into one.

 

[MrYAK]

guy cat: batty
girl cat: tabby
guy dog: bear(he weighs about 80 fvcking lbs, not fat, just stocky, chocolate lab and rot mix)
girl dog: roxy

i didnt name them, i got them from other owners. the names i would have used would be, in the same order:
bob or steve
susan
general copenhagen
MrsYAK

i bet the neighbors would be like, "why the hell is she yelling for bob to come back, shes married!", if my wife yelled that out the door.

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

pet bunny's name was Lulu 🙂