Pet Lizards Feast on Owner

[NFS4]

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<< my guess is that one of those mofos either whipped their tail at him or ran into him knocking him down. >>



NSF4,

A lizard that small is not going to be strong enough to knock down a full grown man with it's tail. Unless the guy has no fight or flight reflex at all, the panic reaction combined with a huge physical size advantage would be more then enough to either get the hell out of there, or leave a few dead and battered lizards around. These things are not T-Rex.

Russ, NCNE >>


There have been a few times when my 5-pound poodle ran up between my legs while I was moving around the house and I tripped myself from trying not to step on her. I cussed her ass out both times too, but she just looked at me like "What the *@$# did I do?" You never know. Maybe he was drunk

 

[Russ]

Yeah, but has she ever knocked you over with her tail?

Russ, NCNE

 

[NFS4]

<< Yeah, but has she ever knocked you over with her tail?

Russ, NCNE >>


Her tail is about 3 inches long, so no

 

[OS]

<< How do you think they kill prey in the wild? By telling them corny jokes?? >>



They may not have to kill too often, I recall some lizards were scavengers and being cold blooded, they can go quite a while without a meal.