Personal workplace madness

[Sex Smurf]

And I have Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" stuck in my head! Help me!!!

 

[So]

:music:
Well, my friends, the time has come
To raise the roof and have some fun
Throw away the work to be done
Let the music play on
(play on, play on)
Everbody sing, everybody dance
Lose yourself in wild romance
We?re going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We?re going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come onand sing along!
We?re going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
People dancing all in the street
See the rhythm all in their feet
Life is good wild and sweet
Let the music play on
(play on, play on)
Feel it in your heart
And feel it in your soul
Let the music take control
We?re going to party
Liming, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing my song!
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
Yeah, once you get started
You can?t sit down
Come join the fun
It?s a merry go round
Everyone?s dancing
Their troubles away
Come join our party
See how we play!
Oh, yes
We?re going to have a party!
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long!
Everyone you meet
They?re jamming in the street
All night long1
Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
They?re jamming in the street
All night long!
Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
They?re jamming in the street
All night long!
Feel good! feel good!
:music:

 

[SampSon]

Something about a better job...

Or you could go with the "pooping for dollars" deal and bring along an mp3 player with you. Just keep in mind that you shouldn't exceed 50 minutes on the crapper or suspicions will be risen.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Or you could go with the "pooping for dollars" deal and bring along an mp3 player with you. Just keep in mind that you shouldn't exceed 50 minutes on the crapper or suspicions will be risen.

:laugh:

- M4H

 

[Sex Smurf]

So, you're evil.

My time on the crapper is money well spent by the company. Nothing like answering nature's call on the company dime.

As for the MP3 player. . . I guess my problem could be solved if I wasn't so cheap and just bought one. . .

 

[Pepsei]

i remember when i was little, i was a bit constipated, so i went to the restroom during recess, and teach got worried cause i didnt' come out. (i wasn't done yet). it turnedinto a scene about 30 minutes with people outside wondering if i was ok.

i kept yelling don't come in...

they even called my great grand mom (god bless her soul) thinking that i was depressed.... i was very embarassed....

in the end i didn't even have any toilet paper, i used my hanky and left it in the hole. (yes, we had a hole for dumping back then)

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
i remember when i was little, i was a bit constipated, so i went to the restroom during recess, and teach got worried cause i didnt' come out. (i wasn't done yet). it turnedinto a scene about 30 minutes with people outside wondering if i was ok.

i kept yelling don't come in...

they even called my great grand mom (god bless her soul) thinking that i was depressed.... i was very embarassed....

in the end i didn't even have any toilet paper, i used my hanky and left it in the hole. (yes, we had a hole for dumping back then)

Step 1 of using any public restroom: Ensure that the stall is uncompromised.
Step 2: Ensure that there is at least 10 times as much TP in the chosen stall as you intend to need.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Step 1 of using any public restroom: Ensure that the stall is uncompromised.
Step 2: Ensure that there is at least 10 times as much TP in the chosen stall as you intend to need.

i was 6, first grade...
back then, you have to supply your own toilet paper, i think i just forgot...

there were no flushing toilets back then in a country school... they were all rooms with a hole in the ground, like permanant portajohns...

i'm talking about 30 years ago...