personal ad on craigslist: "sleep with me"

[dolph]

here's the content of her post:

Yes sleep with me. I mean just that: SLEEP!
No sex,you perv. No I will not suck your dick, or let you shove it up my ass.

I just miss having a warm body to hold/cuddle at night. That's it.
We can try this for a nap, a night, just to test the waters.
Clothed/Unclothed, though I prefer to be nude.

I am NOT looking for a relationship. Thanks.

34-26-34


"i just want to be naked and snuggle up against a naked guy for a night. EW, SEX? how on earth would you get that idea?!? what have i possibly said that would make you think sex?!? freak! oh and btw, here are my measurements."

alright, i need to finish this paper and i have... 3.5 hours. not too bad

for anyone interested in the la area

 

[Psycho18]

LMAO!!!!!
I'd do it then persuade her to......you get the idea 😛

 

[TheShiz]

you might want to edit the language out of that post.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

You might want to reply to that ad, since you were browsing it looking for something to begin with....

 

[csiro]

Originally posted by: dolph
here's the content of her post:

Yes sleep with me. I mean just that: SLEEP!
No sex,you perv. No I will not suck your dick, or let you shove it up my ass.

I just miss having a warm body to hold/cuddle at night. That's it.
We can try this for a nap, a night, just to test the waters.
Clothed/Unclothed, though I prefer to be nude.

I am NOT looking for a relationship. Thanks.

34-26-34


"i just want to be naked and snuggle up against a naked guy for a night. EW, SEX? how on earth would you get that idea?!? what have i possibly said that would make you think sex?!? freak! oh and btw, here are my measurements."

alright, i need to finish this paper and i have... 3.5 hours. not too bad

for anyone interested in the la area

LOL Who's the perv here?

 

[dolph]

Originally posted by: TheShiz
you might want to edit the language out of that post.

isn't that why we have a language filter? so we don't have to watch what we say, fusetalk does it for us? 😕

 

[Saulbadguy]

needs :camera:'s

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: dolph

Originally posted by: TheShiz
you might want to edit the language out of that post.

isn't that why we have a language filter? so we don't have to watch what we say, fusetalk does it for us? 😕

Well, the context is over-the-top considering this place is open to minors, eh? I'm sure the mods will decide, though, if it's ok. 😉