Perez hilton allegedly gets attacked by will.i.am

Syringer

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Aug 2, 2001
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http://www.techcrunch.com/2009...ist-william-he-tweets/

I'm as anti-violence as the next person, but if I had a list of people who I don't mind seeing their ass kicked, "Perez" is near the top of it..

The fact that if he were really attacked, and tweeted about it to his fanbase first rather than say, call 911 and caused the fans to clog up the system, shows how much of an attention whore he is..
 

darkxshade

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Mar 31, 2001
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In other news, Perez Hilton to be starting his own band in retaliation. Sources say they will simply be called Black Eye.
 

Gibson486

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Aug 9, 2000
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What??? so instead of calling the police, he uses twitter? Wow.....I am pissed at Will.I.Am for not finishing the job.


In other more important news....the Leighton Meester sex video has not yet surfaced...
 

TallBill

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Apr 29, 2001
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Ok, I read the story and am confused as to why 1 million people would be a "fan" of this guy.
 

Nik

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I would love to see Perez Hilton set on fire and reduced to ashes.
 

SunnyD

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In hollywood, being "attacked" is akin to buttseks. Someone can be giving you oral and it might feel good, but you're still getting attacked.
 

nageov3t

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Feb 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: rudder
And this affects us how?

the idea of Perez getting his ass kicked by will.i.am brings joy to my life, even if it is completely made up
 

magomago

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Sep 28, 2002
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Who the hell is this guy? I first heard his name with the "We live in a free country to express our opinions, and gay marriage is between a man and a woman to me!" Beauty contest...and now I hear him in the news more and more.

Is he related to Paris Hilton at all? If so, that would begin to explain everything...

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SPIDER
 

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