- Sep 15, 2000
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about 10 pm last night picked up the distinct oder of skunk, simutaniously doggie starts scratching on the back door asking to come in. wife lets doggie in...all hell starts breaking out..doggie looks like a crackhead thats been maced, all teary eyed, foaming at the mouth, starts rolling on the floor much like above said crackhead would. proceeds to make a beeline for the basement because obviously the stench would never follow him there. comes back up because the stench did follow him, went back down there again because he isnt the brightest dog in his canine class, then scratched to go outside again, only reason i can think why is because he decided he enjoyed the experience and hoped to ride the ride again. funny thing about the smell, it wasnt evenly dispersed, it was in localized pockets and smelled very much like overpowering rotted onions. anyways we lit lots of candles, sprayed lots of flowery smelling stuff, opened windows and fired up all the fans, and i got to mop the kitchen floor. doggie decided he was not going to have a bloody mary bath and pretty much wouldnt let me do anything to him, if by growling at me meant that he wished to not be disturbed..ever been growled at by a teary eyed, foamy mouthed, smelly crackhead dog at night? it isnt good. i wrote that off as him having a bad day and as generally he is a good natured happy dog i figured we would do things his way this time. he spent the night outside last night. he is still there this morning. when my son gets home from football practice later today his job is to give the crackhead dog a bath. sometimes its good to have kids.
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