People with small cars suck

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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no. there are no exceptions for truck nuts. 100% of people with truck nuts are douche bags. It's in the Constitution.
What if they only have the truck nuts because their dear mother gave them as a gift. You can't call someone a douche for honoring their mother!
 

Red Squirrel

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May 24, 2003
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People with big vehicles suck, always pulling too far forward over the limit line at intersections, reducing visibility and making it impossible to turn.

I'm not sure what's worse, those guys, or the asshole behind you that's beeping because he wants you to go even if you can't see if there's traffic.
 
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ch33zw1z

Lifer
Nov 4, 2004
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People with big vehicles suck, always pulling too far forward over the limit line at intersections, reducing visibility and making it impossible to turn.
Or barely fitting into a parking spot, so they may not take up two spots, but I won't park on either side because my car is bound to get a door in the side
 
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People with trucks are hands down the worst drivers in existence. If you're trying to back in to a space and you have to re-adjust 3 times - fucking quit life. You suck, and you're clearly not meant to do it... so stop.
 

PottedMeat

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Apr 17, 2002
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. If you're trying to back in to a space and you have to re-adjust 3 times - fucking quit life.
i don't mind this too much, they're trying to get in right with some good spacing. even people around here with big ass trucks seem to do that alright. it's the dipshit that parks crooked or too close to one car you gotta worry about.
 

Pick2

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I never park next to a two door car , the doors are longer than a four door. Longer doors equals more chance of them dinging your car. Next to a beat up car might be just as bad. I usually park towards the back of the lot and walk father , even with my 15 year old Mazda :) But Most certainly with the Wife's new 2017 Traxx !
 

Red Squirrel

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Some one should make a kit that has truck nuts, 4 sets of super bright HID lights, decals of Calvin peeing on the Ford logo, and one of those attachments that make the muffler louder. Call it the Douchebag Starter Kit.
 
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ch33zw1z

Lifer
Nov 4, 2004
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Some one should make a kit that has truck nuts, 4 sets of super bright HID lights, decals of Calvin peeing on the Ford logo, and one of those attachments that make the muffler louder. Call it the Douchebag Starter Kit.

Addon pack = Coal Roller's Douchebag supreme upgrade kit.
 

[DHT]Osiris

Lifer
Dec 15, 2015
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Some one should make a kit that has truck nuts, 4 sets of super bright HID lights, decals of Calvin peeing on the Ford logo, and one of those attachments that make the muffler louder. Call it the Douchebag Starter Kit.
Don't forget the wire short which leaves the lights on all the time (including the super bright top-of-the-roof ones), and the adaptive braking system which brakes exactly 4 inches past where the driver intends, to ensure he's always either on someone's ass, or past a line.
 

JoeBleed

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GM sucks for turning on their reverse lights on their cars when people unlock the doors. "Courtesy lights" my left truck nut.

Your post needs more likes. this is really, really, really annoying. Which ever GM employee(s) that came up with this idea needs to lose their left nut/tit.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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I usually don't get tricked by the small-car-parking-space thing unless it's one of those femmy little toy cars like this:

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NesuD

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Oct 9, 1999
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People with trucks are hands down the worst drivers in existence. If you're trying to back in to a space and you have to re-adjust 3 times - fucking quit life. You suck, and you're clearly not meant to do it... so stop.

Hey watch it buddy. o_O
 

ctbaars

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Nov 4, 2009
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I routinely loose my car location during work because I have a VW Tiguan company car that is so short to many others that it gets lost in the other SUV's.

Edit: Does that qualify as a run-on sentence?
 

Gerle

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I routinely loose my car location during work because I have a VW Tiguan company car that is so short to many others that it gets lost in the other SUV's.

Is it a self driving car, able to roam around until you whistle for it?
 

disappoint

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Dec 7, 2009
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haha, I have a small car but I purposefully don't park too far in so people can see the space is taken because I've been through the same thing.