people with numbers"s in their license plates are idiots

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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Major pet peeve of mine, and its always a 5, the more numbers on the plate, the more pronounced these issues are.

1) They inevitably drive 5 to 10mph OVER the posted speed limit everywhere. When I get pass ed by these morons in the right lane doing no more than the posted speed limit, there's a problem.

2) cars with lots of numbers on the plate will usually be straddling the painted lines on the road, both the center median and the lane markers. If your vehicle doesn't have a letter in the plate, you either shouldn't be driving on that road or shouldn't be driving that vehicle. Usually when this happens, the idiots are actually going faster than than the posted speed limit, and will run me off the road as they fly down the street.

3) This happens with custom plates with lots of numbers, trying to spell stuff. They will go through the drive through lane are various fast food restaurants and the attendant attempting to take their order will be unable to hear them dispite trying to explain what the plate means. Despite the attendant asking them to either write it out with letters or on a white board, they'll just point at the pad of paper, like in pictionary., usually getting angry at the attendant. Eventually, they'll pull forward, but not until the line has wrapped around the building.

gosh, the nerve of these people

EDIT:
ive come to see your points; and wh"ile most of them are valid, blow me of(yeah, parse this too bitches)

I've also come to another realization:
Those of you that turn your headlights on at night:

Seriously. Is it that hard? Are you that dumb to not realize it's dark and foggy and other people can be blinded by the contrast that your lights create?

And plus, I've seen new Datsuns and even a new 2003 Prius drive towards me like this with lights on while it's raining or dark. Do these cars have have automatic headlights? I understand that my $13k base Cobalt has that hazard standard, yet a $25k Altima or Prius wouldn't. The defraction of the light on the raindrops on my windsheild can cause an accident
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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What complete and utter garbage. You should be ashamed for posting this pitiful attempt at a parody. I'm embarrassed just posting in it. Pathetic.
 

cirthix

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Aug 28, 2004
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Parse failure at line 0, process terminated.
2 error(s) and 3 warning(s) generated.
Warning on line 0: Initial capital letter not found. Statement start may be undetected.
Warning on line 0: Word 's' not found in dictionary. Literal use assumed.
Warning on line 0: EOF reached before terminating character. Statement end may be undetected.
Match failure at end of "Topic Title". No terminating '"' found.
Parse failure on line 0: Statement not found.


 
Oct 27, 2007
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Originally posted by: cirthix
Parse failure at line 0, process terminated.
2 error(s) and 3 warning(s) generated.
Match failure at end of "Topic Title". No terminating '"' found.
Warning on line 0: Initial capital letter not found. Statement start may be undetected.
Warning on line 0: Word 's' not found in dictionary.
Warning on line 0: EOF reached before terminating character. Statement end may be undetected.
Parse failure on line 0: Statement not found.

Owned by a parser. How does it feel?
 

JD50

Lifer
Sep 4, 2005
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Sorry OP, but this is probably one of the worst parodies in ATOT history.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
What complete and utter garbage. You should be ashamed for posting this pitiful attempt at a parody. I'm embarrassed just posting in it. Pathetic.

:^D

You've really been on point lately. You've had some amazing clarity and insight as of late. Keep up the good work :^)
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
What complete and utter garbage. You should be ashamed for posting this pitiful attempt at a parody. I'm embarrassed just posting in it. Pathetic.

:^D

You've really been on point lately. You've had some amazing clarity and insight as of late. Keep up the good work :^)

i updated. thanks lxskIIr, i know i've been in the zone for the past week or so, i hope to keep it up
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: Lithium381
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
What complete and utter garbage. You should be ashamed for posting this pitiful attempt at a parody. I'm embarrassed just posting in it. Pathetic.

:^D

You've really been on point lately. You've had some amazing clarity and insight as of late. Keep up the good work :^)

i updated. thanks lxskIIr, i know i've been in the zone for the past week or so, i hope to keep it up
:confused:

Did you just admit to having double accounts?
Or did you admit to being a whackjob?

Either way, FUN TIMES!