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People volunteer to get shocked by tasers

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Minerva

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I mean they do all the preps to minimize burning so the electric current flows through the body to stop the heart. Of course a sampling would just be to turn the current on long enough to make you jump. Who's game? Jackass should do this. Tom Green even. -M
 
We have XM on our yacht.

You're right, I don't watch that much jackass. The golden snowball stunt was enough for me. :Q -M

p.s. Does a taser hurt? I've held a "60,000 volt" stun gun improperly once and fired it and the arc went into my hand. Of course I screamed but honestly it felt like touching a sparkplug on a riding mower. It's more of a surprise than an incapcitating shock. What's really scary is if some 300 pound thug tries something and I have to rely on that puny thing? I'd be better off spraying him with a can of methylene chloride based belt dressing with a stream nozzle. Right in the eyes. I bet that would hurt. :evil:
 
Originally posted by: Minerva
We have XM on our yacht.

You're right, I don't watch that much jackass. The golden snowball stunt was enough for me. :Q -M

p.s. Does a taser hurt? I've held a "60,000 volt" stun gun improperly once and fired it and the arc went into my hand. Of course I screamed but honestly it felt like touching a sparkplug on a riding mower. It's more of a surprise than an incapcitating shock. What's really scary is if some 300 pound thug tries something and I have to rely on that puny thing? I'd be better off spraying him with a can of methylene chloride based belt dressing with a stream nozzle. Right in the eyes. I bet that would hurt. :evil:
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You'd be better off spraying him with something lead-based. 😛

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Minerva
We have XM on our yacht.

You're right, I don't watch that much jackass. The golden snowball stunt was enough for me. :Q -M

p.s. Does a taser hurt? I've held a "60,000 volt" stun gun improperly once and fired it and the arc went into my hand. Of course I screamed but honestly it felt like touching a sparkplug on a riding mower. It's more of a surprise than an incapcitating shock. What's really scary is if some 300 pound thug tries something and I have to rely on that puny thing? I'd be better off spraying him with a can of methylene chloride based belt dressing with a stream nozzle. Right in the eyes. I bet that would hurt. :evil:
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You'd be better off spraying him with something lead-based. 😛

- M4H
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Lead is bad for you. It could lead to infertility.. Which in the end... Grants the person a Darwin award. Hmm.. Mission accomplished.


Spray them with lead!
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Minerva
We have XM on our yacht.

You're right, I don't watch that much jackass. The golden snowball stunt was enough for me. :Q -M

p.s. Does a taser hurt? I've held a "60,000 volt" stun gun improperly once and fired it and the arc went into my hand. Of course I screamed but honestly it felt like touching a sparkplug on a riding mower. It's more of a surprise than an incapcitating shock. What's really scary is if some 300 pound thug tries something and I have to rely on that puny thing? I'd be better off spraying him with a can of methylene chloride based belt dressing with a stream nozzle. Right in the eyes. I bet that would hurt. :evil:
Click to expand...

You'd be better off spraying him with something lead-based. 😛

- M4H
Click to expand...


The only INSTANT ACTION you get from spraying lead bearing material at someone is if it's out of the barrel of a Glock. -M
 
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