People that stick their gum under things

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bhanson

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I propose a hypothesis that there is a direct correlation with the action of sticking your chewed gum in public places and the character of a person. There are probably a few exceptions, but I cannot see how a typical person with "character" variably defined can do such a simple but offensive action.

Gum under desks, in elevators, under seats... ridiculous. It's like the ultimate middle finger to society. It's basically saying "I don't care about public or other people's property and I'm going to deface it just because."

It may seem humorously simplified, but I bet someone that sticks their gum in random places is also someone you wouldn't want to hire for any regular job. Or marry, or trust, or help.

</rant after finding gum stuck in yet another place>

^ nice version, truth:
If you stick your gum in public places you should go diaf
 
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joesmoke

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people who put gum under things
people who throw gum on the ground
people who take their dogs for walks in the city and let them shit in random places for others to step in

i wish all of them an unhappy new year
 

Mike Gayner

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It's impossible to have character and chew gum at the same time, so your rant is redundant.
 
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There's a reason why gum is banned in Malaysia, the problem was rampant there and the government gave an ultimatum, stop sticking gum under desks and behind bus seats or you will lose them, the foolios didn't stopped, bubble gum was banned for life, if you carry it it's like carrying drugs and you will be punished accordingly.
 

2Xtreme21

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There's a reason why gum is banned in Singapore, the problem was rampant there and the government gave an ultimatum, stop sticking gum under desks and behind bus seats or you will lose them, the foolios didn't stopped, bubble gum was banned for life, if you carry it it's like carrying drugs and you will be punished accordingly.

FTFY
 

Greenman

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I chew gum all the time, it never gets placed anywhere but in a trash can. People that stick it where ever, or spit it on the ground should be beaten.
 

moshquerade

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I propose a hypothesis that there is a direct correlation with the action of sticking your chewed gum in public places and the character of a person. There are probably a few exceptions, but I cannot see how a typical person with "character" variably defined can do such a simple but offensive action.

Gum under desks, in elevators, under seats... ridiculous. It's like the ultimate middle finger to society. It's basically saying "I don't care about public or other people's property and I'm going to deface it just because."

It may seem humorously simplified, but I bet someone that sticks their gum in random places is also someone you wouldn't want to hire for any regular job. Or marry, or trust, or help.

</rant after finding gum stuck in yet another place>

^ nice version, truth:
If you stick your gum in public places you should go diaf
your rant is valid and justified. no intelligent, well adjusted person sticks their gum where it shouldn't be stuck.
 

lxskllr

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I very seldom chew gum; maybe once a year tops, but I just swallow it when I'm finished. No muss, no fuss :^)
 
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