People protesting Jurassic Park because Steven Spielberg Killed A Dinosaur

JEDI

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/no-internet-steven-spielberg-does-not-hunt-dinosaurs?bffb#

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-Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man.

-“Steven Spielberg, I’m disappointed in you. I’m not watching any of your movies again ANIMAL KILLER.”



um.. fact check:
The triceratops became extinct b4 the birth of Christ or something like that
 
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DesiPower

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Can people using internet be really that oblivious? I don't think so, 99% must be satirical
 

smackababy

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I can only imagine how big of a gun he used to take that thing down! I don't care about exotic animal hunting, but I am curious if he ate it.
 

Ns1

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i don't know why, but i think this is the event that makes me lose faith in people's intelligence - WTF

Some of those replies are way too long to be not-serious replies.
 

mmntech

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Haha, gotta love the internet's phony outrage. Sometimes you think to yourself "maybe the people buying into it are joking", then you realize they probably are that stupid.
 

ImpulsE69

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um.. fact check:
The triceratops became extinct b4 the birth of Christ or something like that

Wrong. Everyone knows Christ caused the dinosaur extinction when he turned the water into wine. Dinosaurs HATE wine.
 

bradley

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I have no problem with hunting in general, but why such a noble, rare and endangered animal like the triceratops? There's a special place in hell for people like Kendall Jones and Steven Spielberg.
 

HN

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fck that. what about jim cameron killing all those people on the titanic just to make the movie look more "authentic"; like that shit was even real in the first place.
 

momeNt

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Nobody thought it was real. Nobody was actually thinking anybody thought it was real. Everybody was playing along. Nobody in this thread actually things anybody thought it was real either.

Everybody knows dinosaurs never existed. There would be evidence if they did. Nobody was stupid enough to fall for this.
 

NuclearNed

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I can forgive Spielberg killing a triceratops. What I can't forgive is George Lucas killing my childhood memories.
 

Theb

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In general I think trophy hunting is stupid, but taking down a triceratops would actually be very impressive.

Can people using internet be really that oblivious? I don't think so, 99% must be satirical

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